Waking up in a girl's bed and you roll over to see this

Landlord knocking back a chance to buy the backrooms because infinite rooms means infinite rent, but how can you raise the rent once it's already infinite?

Alright bond this latest gadget for you we call the polyQule *Polycule explodes* As you can see we're still working out the kinks *Lab assistant walks through the background with a puppy girl on a leash*

It always astounds me how content the courts seem to be with their own impotence. Like surely at this point at least one judge should have gotten tired of the procedural bullshit dragging on and instructed the bailiff to beat Jones with a sock full of coins

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2mo ago

It’s been five years since Alex Jones lost InfoWars to the Sandy Hook families. As the verdict came down, he asked: “Do these people actually believe they’re getting any money?” He hasn't paid them a penny. Well, The Onion is going pay them anyway. The new InfoWars begins July 2nd at 8 p.m. ET.

So the whole attacking the gunman thing was largely a fluke, guy would have jumped him either way?

ABC News Bot (unofficial)@abcnewsbot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Mr Ahmed has been charged with domestic violence common assault after an incident in Bankstown in March.

Asking for a discount because I'm a Narrm veteran

Yeah that looks about ready, send the rich into space on the next one?

AZ Intel@azintel.bsky.social · 3mo ago

BREAKING: Blue Origin's New Glenn blows up at Launch Complex-36 while attempting to static fire.

Something I really wish the average person could see the community reactions to this Terfs are gloating about an abstract victory with little real world impact Trans people are fucking terrified of very real impact

Sophie Molly@sophiemolly.co.uk · 3mo ago

What a terrible headline.

New contender for most cope of all time

happy Piccolo Day

An X user pulled off a $200,000 crypto heist by tricking Grok with Morse code. The user pulled off a prompt injection, bypassing Grok's safeguards and exploiting Grok's integration with Bankrbot to execute a wallet transfer on the Base network. The user deleted their X account after the transfer.

X user tricks Grok into sending them $200,000 in crypto using morse code - Dexerto

An X user managed to trick AI chatbot Grok into sending around $200,000 worth of crypto after exploiting its link with an automated trading bot.

dexerto.com

Given how long Eridians live Grace offering to be stranded in space so Rocky gets home 6 years sooner is like a coworker offering to commit seppuku so you can knock off at lunchtime

Sorry I zoned out a little there, was having Naarm flashbacks

Cuckvicular

Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I'm sure they'll make terrific parents

"repairing that damage" my bitch in the banana costume you're still broken and it's your own doing

Alejandra Caraballo@esqueer.net · 4mo ago

Brianna Wu advocates for the extermination of trans people by engaging in eugenicist selective abortions of fetuses determined to be trans.

Does this mean they'll finally publish my expose on how the Onion secretly runs Infowars?

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Our plans: www.businessinsider.com/onion-ceo-pl...

This interview is just a live action virgin vs chad meme

The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)@theserfstv.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Anyone need anything from the store?

This is so much funnier stripped of context

Erasing people from the old polycule photos like Stalin after a breakup

Postboxes are just glory holes for literature

On the bright side, we've seen proof the ultra wealthy can actually invent something novel For instance all those emails showed they found a way to avoid age gap discourse

To all my transfem friends. Who are you going to trust on this stuff, some British wanker who's two mould spores away from turning into a clicker Or the bird

Is there anything bad in the world the Epstein files aren't confirming? At this point I'm convinced he was the reason my car didn't charge last night

Blessing the machine spirit

Can't believe they named this place after what jk Rowling keeps yelling at me

The sheer ridiculousness of claiming to be silenced aside Why the hell should these people get a say in medical matters in the first place?

Ooh self burn, those are rare

John Rentoul@rentouljohn.bsky.social · 7mo ago

But can anyone tell me what this bit means? “For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty.”