guys did i ever tell you my last name is thoroughjob

bro it’s so wild how the light has left my eyes lately

taking a sick day so i don’t kms

i thought that when i grew up everything would look like digimon world 3

@bsky.app please give me back the old notifications tab

i was about to ask you guys where my glasses are but i just found em

deadass he who does not love does not know god

people who are like ‘reptiles don’t love ppl, they just use you for warmth and food’ are in for a rude awakening about what love actually is

once i was not as jaded and i would like to return there

searching ‘cheeching chong’ and saying ‘yea i figured’

bobcats are goated

nice slight. lemme guess, it’s perceived ? of course

guys it’s 11/11 remember to make a wish all day long

the sooner i accept it the sooner i can live my horrible twisted life

they did game theory on a collection of grapes

my spoon slotted, my warriors terracotted

there are still stars

i’m transposing myself

have had the oot shop song playing in my head constantly today

saying what the heck and meaning it

why do they make the emojis all big like that when they’re the only thing in the post text. i should have the option to have regular sized emojis

being born is kinda like opening a blind box

*parses you*

i’d like some attention

leaning down to a flower growing up thru the gravel and telling it that every life is many days, day after day

comprende, starburns ?

your new name is poot