I keep getting chills everytime I see a clip of Robert Pattinson from PRIMETIME. 🥶🥵
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(Entering south station) Welcome. Welcome to Boston. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of Boston that I elected to establish my Administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by Our Benefactors.
When a guy has those daedric runes tattoos, you know he's an elder scrolls freak 🥴
Tom of Finland just didn't draw very many illustrations of guys jack off. I guess it just wasn't his thing 😕
Saw a guy with a brand of sacrifice tattoo on the train so I took off my shirt so he could see my brand of sacrifice tattoo but then the train conductor said "put your clothes back on, people are trying to commute to work." #homophobia #mbta
Went to the gym this morning (clap for me) so now im having my daily allowance of calories in one cup of eggy Vietnamese coffee.
Kinda wish I could set my phone down on cardio equipment without it trying to hijack my phone. The first time it happened I thought it was some sort of malicious attack because the window that popped up asked for permission to connect to X the everything app (????)
Joined a gym under the mistaken impression they had a suana. Was walking to every corner of the locker room on Saturday trying to locate it on Saturday 😭 I guess now I'll just have to go there just to workout, lol.
Let the Bate-cation begin #thickcock #hairy8incher #luvshowingoff
Did one of those "grueling" 60 minute 18 station circuit workouts on Saturday and ive been in full body soreness for the past 72 hours. I'd like to go back to the gym, but I'm struggling to walk down stairs, lol.
Logan International Airport bathrooms are like "Oh you thought that was a faucet? That's fucking funny bitch, it's the fucking Air Blower. Fuck 4th of July."
Not me signing up for a ymca membership because it's been 3 years since I regularly went to the gym 😮💨
A lady at this commuter rail station has loaded a bowl and is now smoking. #queen
Every single outlet in my new apartment is upside-down, wtf are boston electricians doing? 🙃😵💫