"The only organs that should be procured are raccoon dicks." - RFK jr (probably)
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8h agoRFK Jr: "I'm announcing that HHS has begun the decertification of Network for Hope, the organ procurement organization."
Adam in San Antonio
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I like the plants and animals living in my back yard. Man with many yard signs. Attorney, Retired Army Medic, Liverpool FC, Spurs (NBA)
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 8h agoI imagine we will see this about the time Trump drops his long awaited healthcare plan.
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 14h ago$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
The willingness to make easily disprovable lies is just astounding.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRon Johnson: "All these sports team fell into line, didn't use their brains like Aaron Rodgers did, they forced their players to get injected. Some of those players are grievously injured. They dropped unconscious on the field of play."
I've never heard of a Metropolitan, and I've never driven a standard trans that shifts on the column, but this is a definite maybe.
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · yesterday1961 Metropolitan Hardtop at No Reserve
This man has literally nothing to lose. He was abandoned by Trump in favor of a serial grifter and cheat. He will never win another election. Yet here we are, him claiming that he is powerless because he refuses to vote against those that abandoned him. These men all present like battered spouses
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
Gio Reyna to Strasbourg is interesting. I'm sure he's thinking about a back door to Chelsea. Also, it's hard to comprehend that Gio is only 23. FotMob has to be wrong. It just doesn't compute. Feels like he has been around forever.
Reminder to everyone in San Antonio that it’s time to redeem your Rainbow Gardens bucks.
Deeny they/them@geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 3d agoThe ghost of my dead plant watching me go to Lowe's gardening section
Institute year round school for kids, and all of the sudden people will realize how crappy summer is.
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 3d agoI cannot wait for fall weather. Summer is the worst season.
While I am generally ambivalent towards NCAA/NFL football, I really detest the NFL/NCAA social posts. Meanwhile I can’t stand baseball, but really enjoy the baseball posts from fans. Funny how that works out.
You should have to have a license to use the internet
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 3d agojust woke up to the Jays are buying at the deadline and Pete Crow-Armstrong thinks Babe Ruth was made-up
The guy who had a journalist dismembered and shipped out in duffle bags thinks Trump needs to calm down.
Yashar Ali 🐘@yasharali.bsky.social · 4d ago2. This comes after Axios reported that the Saudi crown prince called President Trump to express concern about a US military attack on targets inside Iran.
Which one of you Army degenerates is going to buy this? - and the middle seat was removed so you won’t get to have that bit of fun.
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · 4d ago2003 Stewart & Stevenson M1078A1 LMTV
My commute is less than 2 miles. I cannot think of any reason why I shouldn’t buy this right now.
Bring a Trailer@bringatrailer.bsky.social · 4d ago1978 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz Astroroof at No Reserve
The Gentleman Ultra remembers Franco Baresi @richhall80.bsky.social pays tribute to the Milan and Italy legend Franco Baresi, who died today. www.gentlemanultra.com/2026/07/31/t...
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Rich Hall pays tribute to the Milan and Italy legend Franco Baresi, who died today aged 66.
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When you're so corrupt that CONCACAF thinks it's a bad look, you're probably in need of some considerable self reflection.
Luis Paez-Pumar@lpp.bsky.social · 6d agoInfantino has lost CONCACAF, time to pack it up, buddy: www.concacaf.com/competitions...
As a Veteran with a job, I would like to point out that the GI Bill works great, and if I had wanted to be a truck driver I would have done so.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoTrump claims he’s going to replace migrant truck drivers with veterans
I used to get a lot of mileage out of the saying "Hey Sloppy, nice jalopy!"
Good luck to everyone taking the Bar Exam this morning, you got that shit.
Bexar county getting smoked by Harris county, not awesome.
Mike Hoerger, PhD, MSCR, MBA@michael-hoerger.bsky.social · last wk.US COVlD Update, PMC, July 27, 2026 ▪️10 hot spots (see Alt text) ▪️Persistent high/very high levels in TX ▪️FL, AK, HI, & the continental northwest picking up ▪️1 in 198 people estimated actively infectious nationally ▪️1.57 million estimated weekly infections & rising (1/2)
It kinda feels like the only way he could go lower would be to attack Dolly Parton. He cant be that stupid, can he?
Thor Benson@thorbenson.bsky.social · last wk.Elon attacks the best human being on the planet
Would you rather someone describe you as “hefty” or “big boned”?
If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses.
C. Robert Cargill@crobertcargill.bsky.social · last wk.If you see this, quote skeet a pic of yourself in sunglasses
I’m ready for John Goodman to host another episode of SNL.
I honestly don’t know what I find more repulsive, the AI business landscape or the online gambling/prediction market business landscape. Both are so depressingly horrible.