I'm getting to be the one who gets tri corner hats back in style.

My strongest psychic ability is being able to vividly see, years down the line, a contractor shaking their head and asking 'what the fuck were they trying here?' anytime I do some DIY fix around the house.

People try to pinpoint the moment things started getting bad in the world and after a lot of research I've found that it happened when we all stopped listening to Linkin Park - Hybrid Theory everyday.