Done my ACL playing beach bat and ball but hey villa are getting spanked so on balance a good day. Never forgive them for rolling over against spurs last season.
Awful At FPL
@awfulatfpl.bsky.social
FPL Draft (predominantly) and regular FPL (half-heartedly) enthusiast. Aka FPLCricket over on the other thing. IASIP and comedy aficionado. LCFC and LUFC don’t judge me.
There’s a sure fire way of getting me to block your account and that’s creating three separate accounts with the same profile and saying the exact same shit. I’d probably have read it if it was just once but that sort of thing can fuck off.
Multitude of drafts but ended up cycling back to more or less what I picked first time round.
Got it on good authority that Haaland misses GW1 as he’s been picked to play Scrooge McDuck in the stage adaptation of Ducktales and it classes with the matinee.
Vardy playing in any shirt other than LCFC will sting if it does come to pass but I have to say I feel like Vardy at West Ham seems like a good fit.
Widows Bay one of the best new shows I’ve seen in a while! Perfect balance of horror and humour.
Hulls badge looks more like a leopard than a tiger just saying.
Stolen off Reddit, but I present to you…. The greatest meme of all time.
I’m going to eat a reasonably large amount of significantly out of date chocolates this evening so if you don’t hear from me again I wish you all well with the coming season.
First of I imagine 200+ drafts but liking this. Didnt want any new to league players but taking a punt on Manzambi.
Newcastle losing Gordon, then Tonali, the Bruno G is going to be a worse transfer window than this time last year.
The problem with going no Haaland as a result of his price, is that it will be very difficult to get back to him should he go nuts. Unless you keep some money banked in which case what was the point in the first place.
‘Locked up Won’t let me out Locked up Won’t let me out’
Everyone should play FPL draft it is MILES better and if you get a good league (Ideally I would recommend 8 to 10 engaged people, no zombies) then it’s a lot more fun too.
You can call the Argentina team thugs and racists, and that they tried to damage the opposition players and kick them all over the field (in yet another game). As the captain and apparently inspirational leader of the team, shouldn’t we be looking at how Messi is allowing his team to play?
Lose the game ✅ Lose what little dignity you had left ✅ Dirty classless small man mentality ✅
Has anyone ever looked more uncomfortable in the drivers seat than Ronaldo? Absolutely hilarious.
I know someone who says ‘bla bla bla’ like ‘blab lab la’ isn’t that odd!
Considering a change of career to go into patronising and undermining people’s horrendous LinkedIn posts
After being a bit of a rascal in my England top during the 2002 World Cup I have had the suspicion that it still bears some sort of curse or hex from those days. I didn’t wear, touch or look at it this World Cup until Wednesday evening when i kissed the badge. I think it might be my fault.
Just realised we haven’t seen Saltbae yet this World Cup. Hopefully he’s at the bottom of a well somewhere.
How Newcastle been so consistently outmanoeuvred in the transfer market for like 2 years now needs to be studied and learned from.
If England win the World Cup I will get a tattoo of John Stones doing his shoulder fake thing.
FIFA doing its best to make itself look like an organisation corrupt at its very heart from the top down. Blatter was a slimy bastard and Infantino is just as bad. The spirit of competition no longer competes with $$$ it seems. Dirty little bastards.
Introduced my other half to the board game Wingspan and she batters me at it every time now.