merry christmas, please dont call came out the first christmas after the end of my 5 year relationship and thus i have a psychological attachment to that song which remains unbroken.
im bringing an incomprehensible level of drip to the board game night
the orioles knocked the bluejays out and i saw a glimmer of hope on the horizon!! i am not delusional!! maybe we will win every game and the white sox will lose every game!! it would disappoint the pope but that is honestly a bonus imo
princess diana weather?? sleeping with the windows cracked?? rain!! we are so back babey
No thoughts, only this bat from the opening credits of My Neighbor Totoro (1988).
sometimes i type out a post here and then delete it bc it has 2013 tumblr vibes and is unsuited to this platform
its a school night* but i should have gone to the game just to see bautista again *(i am an adult with a job and not in school)
spent $75 on various maushold cards on ebay and then went to the baltimore bookfest what a day
dan from the orioles keeps calling me to offer free tix and sell me a package deal bc i went to 23 games this season but what dan doesnt understand is that i simply do not care for a deal. i want a last minute $20 seat that i buy when already on the lightrail whilst violating open container laws.
im so disinterested in dating that if you use the wrong word you’ll never hear from me again. brought to you by a guy who just used “seen” when he meant “scene.”
ive developed such an unhealthy thing for jason sudekis
if this sweater im making my best friend doesnt fit him i will be devastated beyond comprehension
sleeping and dreaming sounds so cool i wish it was real
not to be dramatic but if the situatish doesnt text me back im going to [redacted]
if the O’s trade rutschman i should be allowed to egg albernaz’s house with no consequences.
me, a person with multiple large tattoos getting a new tattoo: ouch this shit fucking hurts???
took today off work to just hang out at home and pour back into myself. was much needed and enjoyed 🌸 tomorrow i get a new tattoo after 5 years! ive had 7 for years and this will be #8. but i like 7s and 3s so i must work up to 13 now :)
im so sad about the orioles collab with lululemon bc lululemon is called that bc the owner is racist against asians and laughs about it and i hate them
the situationship looks like ted lasso but with a full beard and it’s no wonder im all about him
got my shit rocked my a migraine today so dinner was instant mac and cheese to ted lasso and it is fucked up how attractive i find that man
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
The Milky Way over a northern Minnesota river. Looks like there's only one satellite in this photo. That's pretty unusual these days.
