* MNmnmnmmnnm chalnk

* (Don't really... have dinners, most days.)

* Gotta collect 'em all, right?

* Sweet. Just don't expect me to hold back if you do, yeah?

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀...sure. I'll come back when I don't look three-quarters-dead. ⠀

* Heh, fair. Three-quarters-dead?

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀...but I always look half-dead these days... ⠀

* Damn. That was fast.

▷ She ruffles their hair roughly. * Come back when you don't look half-dead, dumbass.

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀...aw. ⠀

* ... Nah, I like you too much to hit you with one of my signature moves right now, heh.

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀I can take it, trust me. ⠀I'm a big they. ⠀

* Anything, huh? * You barely look like you're still standing from... uh, whatever that was you did over there. * You couldn't handle the Susie Smasher.

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀...anything goes. ⠀

▷ Seeming to build up confidence as Noelle gives her the go-aheads, she smiles toothily while approaching. * ... Yeah, 'course I want to!

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

[ - ] [ ..Aaand the light flickers brighter. ] * ..u. Um. Like. * Like? Right? nNow.??? * I- I mean. If- * If you? wWanted? Tto?

* Like... * You want me to jump you? * ... Could give you a noogie, dork.

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀...I meant it, y'know. ⠀

* Like it a lot, huh......... ▷ Standing there for a bit, like she's getting cold feet. But then she gets her second wind. * ... so uh, like. * You... wanna do that, then? * If. You're really alright with it.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* V?? Very ??? Chill ??????????? [ Nodding enthusiastically. Way too enthusiastically. ] * yYeah!!! Yeah, i think we'd all. Um. Like that a lot ? * * Or, um. Wouldn't mind .

* Dude!!! Kris too?! * Noelle Hour is CRAZY crazy!!!

⠀⠀—クリス.@krismaseve.bsky.social · 2mo ago

⠀ ⠀I need her to jump me. ⠀

▷ Pulling on the collar of her jacket nervously.

* That's. Like. The kissing. The kissing, right? * You guys are. Chill? With that? * Me. Doing that. The kissing. * With you? Me? You? * Um, I mean like if it's chill then like sure why not haha right like Why Not

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* Y, Yeah. * * Um * I m ean . If y * I don't think any o fu s would ., Mmind ?

* Yeah, you guys're pretty cool in my books. * 'Cept the one. * But, uh. You mean like. * The. Kkkiiiissing????

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* W- Well!!! The more the merrier, right?? A- And, um- Nobody's, merrier than a Holiday..!

* Oh. Ohhhh. Yeah like of course. * My bad. That's. That's so my bad. ▷ Susie has escaped!

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* . * oh my god you're not my susie right * Oh this just got a lot more embarrassing. * Um.

* .................. I thought. It was for Noelles.???

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* Youcouldalwaysjoin?

* . I Guess Like What's The Harm In Trying New Things Right Like,

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* [ Cough ] * earlierofferonthetable

* The Noelle Hour goes crazy. * I legit didn't even know this shit was happening.

▷ Sort of just rocking back and forth with her hands in her jacket pockets. * Yyyyyyeah. It's. Yeah. * I didn't do anything special today. ▷ ......... did she just mishear that? Surely. Who'd kiss HER??

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* NOTHINGIDIDN'TSAYANYTHINGHAHA * WOW SUSIE YOU LOOK GREAT TODAY FAHAHAHAHA

* Alright. Well, if you say so. * ... * Pff, anyway, go enjoy that stuff you're up to?

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* Guhh.. * No, nono, it's- F.. fine, just.. * ..It's.. * ... * Ugh. I don't /knowww/.. * B- But you're.. fine, really..

* . * What

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* . * can i kiss you

* Oh, damn. I did something your mom did? * Now I kinda don't wanna do it anymore.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* Uuugghhh.. [ Burying her face in her hands. ] * F- First my /mom/, now you..

* Just pretend I don't exist or somethin'. ▷ Dumbass grin.

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* YOU-- * waht [ She's somehow even redder??? ] * y-you what. * you what? * you what????????

* I dunno, it's kinda entertaining? * Didn't think you had this in you, but I'm not complaining.

Elly@alonelyholiday.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* SUSIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING. * SHOO. OR * DON'T?????????? * STOP LOOKING AT LEAST. * COVER YOUR EYES.

* Pfffheheh! It's chill, I just wanted to make the joke.

𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐞𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧..@gingerbreadh0use.bsky.social · 2mo ago

* L- LOOK AWAY??? I DON'T !!! KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT !!!!

* And here we see the Noelles in their natural habitats-- oh, god, what are they DOIN'?! ▷ Cackling to herself.

* Closest one I could find? * S'more orange and black than red and grey, but whatever. * I kinda get it... yeah, yeah, this guy is a good friend, I think.

IMAGE_FRIEND@monoisotopic.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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