Ayamasa - Champion of Derpwall
@ayamasa.bsky.social
Trekkie, metalhead, gamer. Woke tankie leftie crank. 🏳️🌈🇸🇬 I love to push Kremlin talking points! Tories and terfs not welcome 😘
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Some bloke being annoying outside my window taking a phonecall very fucking loudly on his phone: WOT DID YOU GET??? WOT DID YOU GET??? WOS HE BLACK??? Fucking shut up bro either let me know everything going on or wind your fucking windows up
Me: hah! Celebrity endorsements don't work on me! I am immune to adverts! Also me when a Bluesky mutual posts about a Calpol flavour drink:
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
Opinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
This, and overruling public demand AND the local council from Mr Devolution himself just proves he's exactly the same as Starmer. Labour must not be permitted to continue this far right, techbro bullshit.
Very disappointing from the new Prime Minister, very much sounding like the previous PM. These are among the world’s most vulnerable and desparate people. They need safe routes and humanity from responsible politicians, not grandstanding. This isn’t doing politics differently.
Liberals whenever a leftist dies: they won't be missed, they were so rude demanding equal rights for humans! Liberals whenever a nonce or someone who calls for further societal division based on who you fuck and how you dress dies:
Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.
TBF this has me invested in the next episode of News Agents because I know he'll bring it up and continue the meltdown. No doubt Sopel will join in the brain farting hysteria surrounding "terminally online leftists" or some other BS neolib crybaby term, before bringing up Olly Robbins somehow.
Long covid is a disputed subject, at best.
Seems like an apt time to remind you all this was our reward for working through COVID because the neolibs and Tories both didn't think anyone in the NHS deserved a real pay rise.
Just found my big prize that means more to me than anything, especially Keir Starmer arguing that the NHS pay rise was too shit and should be marginally less shit. Thank you for spitting in everyone's face, oh forensic master 🙏
an earlier lockdown could have prevented 75% of covid deaths in the uk and you’re response to people calling out your callous opinion is to cry about people being mean to you?
Diane Abbot should have told the labour party to eat shit. Everyone with half a fucking brain knows exactly what she was saying and she should never have apologised for it. And no fucking white people should have demanded she apologised for it. And btw your moustache is paedo-y, you Newsnight fuck
But it's women with ADHD and autism who are wasting public money, right?
‘MPs have had their stomachs pumped’: concerns over ‘alcohol-soaked’ culture in Westminster
I want Nazis in jail or at least in debt from £1000 fines Petition: Make performing a Nazi salute a criminal offence in the UK petition.parliament.uk/petitions/77...
Petition: Make performing a Nazi salute a criminal offence in the UK
We want the Government to introduce legislation making it a criminal offence to intentionally perform a Nazi salute in public (including online) or at public events, except where it is clearly used fo...
petition.parliament.uk
Remember not to call this fascism or you'll upset the sensibles
🚨BREAKING: More than 100 peaceful protestors have been arrested today under terror laws. Amnesty legal observers attended to document the arrests and any human rights violations.
Comment here from @inquest-org.bsky.social inquest.org.uk/news-and-com...
INQUEST responds to IOPC statistics on increasing deaths in and following police custody
Deaths in and following police custody … The latest annual data from the Independent Office for Police Conduct covering 2025/26 show 27 people died in and following…
inquest.org.uk
"you have to feel bad for the falsely accused police officer" Lol no I don't
There is no such thing as a "wasted vote". Your vote is your voice, it's only wasted if you use that voice to bleat hymns to the status quo you don't believe in rather than defend something you actually do. You're arguing against yourself, no change will happen unless you stand tf up and demand it.
Brb being propah English angry cos the nurse said I have to drink less tea if I want ADHD meds
Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews) Sips Tea
ALT: Mary Poppins (Julie Andrews) Sips Tea
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He's voting for Farage and no libtards or leftists will stop him! Simple as!
I made a new character, he hates women but he isn't allowed to say that so he attacks trans women instead and spends his jobless days hanging flags on poles and complaining that immigrants took his job whilst abusing women who tell him to stop also he has no teeth #bg3 #gaming
Don't usually bother with Your Party, but it'll be interesting if this gains traction so here you go: Andy Burnham: Back a Public Inquiry on Gaza Sign the petition in.yourparty.uk/en/petitions...
Andy Burnham: Back a Public Inquiry on Gaza
To Andy Burnham: The genocide in Gaza is the moral issue of our times, and the public deserves to know not only where those seeking elected office stand...
in.yourparty.uk
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Idc if it makes me a bully, I'm gonna miss Starmer if only for this kind of bs. Burnham memes just don't hit the same.
"I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy!" Then your hate game is weak and your talk about having an enemy was hyperbole and I don't want to be your friend anymore.
Boy George being a racist genocide loving piece of shit wasn't on my 2026 bingo card but hey ho maybe his panic attacks will come back
What were we all saying about Burnham being different? His entire schtick is giving off big stinky blair vibes. More than happy to be proven wrong, but I won't be.
Andy Burnham has reappointed unelected life peer Lord Ian Austin as the UK's Trade Envoy to Israel. Fucking hell what a dick.
Please inform Labour voters in the UK of this skill
the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons