Reading up on your symptoms can introduce you to phrases like “toxic megacolon”
Aaron Blech
@aybe.bsky.social
I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt; and my butt smells; and I like to kiss my own butt.
Letterboxd is great if you’re looking for a place where strangers say things like “immoderately immature” about Mel fucking Brooks
Oh, so this is the person who drives the obnoxious Trump car around Somerville! Good (i.e. bad) to know!
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 5mo agoBest I can tell, this woman's job is defending ICE and begging people for money to do so. So, your median Republican. "Digital Creator" my ass.
“Hey how’d your date at the construction materials warehouse go?”
I was trying to buy some candy manufactured in Cambridge, MA and found myself in a NECCO chamber
Sebastian Stockman@substockman.bsky.social · 2y agoI signed up for new car insurance but was trapped in a gecko chamber
Desperately refreshing my dumb little apps to get one more pellet of news before i finally go to sleep and dream about being late/negligent at work in 3 different ways
A Grammys fact few people know is Enigma have won Song of the Year for “Return to Innocence” for 30 straight years
Her blood is nitroglycerin and she is notoriously clumsy
Opinion | Why Nikki Haley Could Be the Most Dangerous President
Her hawkish foreign policy vision won’t rescue America.
nytimes.com
Phyllis Diller pure mother fucking filler / Get your eyes on the real killer
In “The Distance” the line is “bowel-shaking earthquakes of doubt and remorse” so this guy is having massive diarrhea caused by sadness?
Whoever decides that the kind of usb outlet in the standard plug keeps changing needs to be torn apart by lions in a public setting
Trent Reznor wrote “Hurt” about Wile. E. Coyote and that’s why Johnny Cash covered it. Wile. E. was his favorite Looney Toons character