Unpopular opinion but we gotta allow stink(y) and smell(y) into the horny lexicon more They don't have to mean "a bad smell", but rather "a strong smell" I will die on this hill, strong-but-not-unpleasant-musk truthers rise up
AydanShep
@aydanshep.bsky.social
27 Yr. old fuzzy creature (GShep). He/him. Pan. DM Friendly, pat the dog to receive slobber. Might be small, also I am already inside your ass. Horny, vorny, and maybe even stinky things. Consider yourself warned. 18+ content ahead. Minors DNI, fuck off.
Can't go to BLFC this year because of some personal life stuff, all good things! Just busy and settling in to my new home on the East Coast. So, I'm sending a Shep plush with my friends along with two tags that say "It's me, AydanShep" and "sit on me" I expect only good things to come from this.
Thinkin' about butts, being under butts, and being in butts. I'm sure this surprises nobody. Ya'll have really nice butts.
We gettin' Renaissance up in here. Time to go put on my tunic, grab my funny hat, and die of various diseases. Hell yeah.
Attention [EAST COAST] a [STRANGE DOG] has arrived from the [MIDWEST] and is here to [HAVE LONG UNPROMPTED CONVERSATIONS WITH STRANGERS] and [SAY "well, I 'spose."].
Ya'll ever get that special flavor of social anxiety sometimes where you KNOW something isn't a big deal but your brain is sitting there all like... "But what if it IS a big deal, you should worry about it, also everyone hates you." LOVE that feeling. I'm gonna go take a nap.
Wake up and smell the PM-2.5 It's like smelling the roses but instead of a nice floral smell you just get clogged lungs and an itchy throat.
Hot take: having hiccups in real life feels like when you get poisoned in Minecraft.
I have a tub of raspberry cheesecake Gelato and I may need to be physically restrained so I do not devour the entire thing in a single sitting. Send reinforcements.
In a world where macros exist, concrete would cost a fortune thanks to constant reconstruction efforts. Wigs, on the other hand, would be exceptionally cheap, because, a single macro donating some fur would make like, 500 wigs. This has been thoughts of dog, thank you for coming.
You can't clicker train me because I ate the clicker. I thought it was a treat. I will now look at you dejected and sad like this is somehow your fault, then sneeze, trip over something, and take a nap.
As an aside it is TOO GODDAMN HOT my midwestern ass is melting there is SO MUCH SWEAT fucking hell.
Have some lovely art of the dog being eaten, and doing the eating! Big durgn is www.furaffinity.net/user/trange/ Other friends chose to remain anonymous! Art was done by @rithuras.bsky.social and it turned out incredibly well. Super sweet doggo, check them out.
Man my YouTube recommendations are entirely fucked. Fell asleep watching Deltarune videos and woke up somehow on a 3 hour ambient Morrowind ambience video? Not complaining, just confused.
Oh boy! Here I go doing one of these again! Saw my sizey friends posting this one and got mentioned in one, too (love you all <3). Figured I should hop in and toss it out there, too.
Good morning, it has been a bit since I posted so in an effort to remain on-brand, here. Butts, ass, booty, butthole, asshole big-gigantic-wobbly-building-sized asscheeks, ANAL VORE. That is all.
Happy Pride Month to everyone! Remember to be gay, do crime. Also, here's to that senator Armstrong meme that lives in my head rent free at all times.
Tonight's 1AM thought. I'm really glad I have friends that both understand that my antisocial ass still loves them no matter how long it has been. And, That I have friends that tell me I matter and that they're going to suffocate me with their butt in the same sentence. You matter to me, too.
Friendly reminder to not throw lithium batteries into a GOD DAMN trash chute. I do not appreciate having my peaceful nap interrupted by a fire alarm caused by someone too lazy to take their phone/batteries to a proper disposal bin. Yes, the building, myself, and everyone else are all fine.
Quick, someone recommended me a decent free to play game I can sink 150 hours into and then forget about instantly, leaving it to gather dust in the back of my steam library.
guess what BWAAAAAAHHH took too long IT'S MY BUTT, DUDE!
If you have a polycule filled with mommy-energy people is that a Mommycule?
Goodmorning everyone, I am at the dentist. Should I ask them to give me those titanium teeth guard dogs have? Some of you would probably like that. I know what you are. >:3
I haven't ever posted my ref sheet, have I? Well here it is! Feel free to ask questions, if ya want! Nothing's off the table, ask away! Despite the rough looking security guard uniform stuff, he's secretly a goofball! Promise! Don't tell anybody, though. Secret. Oh and, slight #NSFW.