Big Ayo

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Baltimore Girl. Expert chaos disruptor. Thinking big at Joia Event Group, your one stop boutique event consulting firm. 🙂‍↔️

Rolling around a dead person is not insane to anyone?? He doesn’t speak, doesn’t move, doesn’t even blink. I’d be pissed if I was Mitch McConnell and they wouldn’t just let me be dead.

I hate that the video of the jet crashing is being circulated so widely. I opened instagram and it was the first video on my feed with no warnings on it. Horrific.

I thought I was gonna be out of Pet ER by 5pm (she was walking Iike a drunk person) so I ordered chipotle to be ready by then. Why am I still here? I’ve been here since 3 btw. My poor chipotle has been sitting out for over an hour 😩 (I’ll still eat it).

I need to see: If I Go Will They Miss Me, Your Mother Your Mother Your Mother and the Elizabeth Holmes movie (even though Nathan Fielder fuh-reaks me out).

I watched a Tik tok about how ppl rush to collect experiences and we should instead savor them. Make traditions, vacation in the same city, become a regular at a restaurant…they kinda cooked with that.

Omg you guys, Amtrak gave me 1000 points and a $50 voucher after I wrote them about my two hour delayed train. They really should have given me my money back but everybody’s broke I guess.