It's all fun and games until you hurt my feelings...and then I'm going to just talk about it in a roundabout way until you ask me if I am okay. But I won't be. (This is how subtweets sound, can we stop. LOL)
theo.
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“She speaks the bullshit.” — Laszlo millennial| writer of audio erotica | plant parent | non-binary finery | i’m not nice they/she, queer, 🔞MDNI. pfp by the incredible @croakafterhours
I don’t ask for much, but when I do ask the correct answer is, “Yes, sir.”
I just feel like if you tell me to shut up, it should be followed by making me?
Emergency Commissions are OPEN !!! (Theses are customs while I work on the YCHs) ✦Slots are open till the goal is met (rn we're trying to atleast get a hotel so we can properly sleep) Please like & RT to help DM if interested
Me: Alright, time to hammer out this Exes to Lovers script right quick. Me, 30 minutes later:
Man Making Funny Crying and Laughing Face Meme
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I saw a woman at the gym today who was intimidated to approach the rack. She was checking from the phone to the rack, eyes drifting around to see if someone was watching. I could literally feel the nervousness radiating off of her. So I approached, took off my headphones, and asked one question.
It’s exhausting how many of you want to bathe in righteous shock and outrage more than you want to actually do anything that benefits the community as a whole. Do better.
Places for Erotic Audio creators to post are drying up. So many of us have lost access to platforms that allow us to reach and expand our audiences which is crucial for us to keep creating. If you consume our content and want us to keep creating - please subscribe if you can or share if you cant
Put them through the mattress and hit a pose at the foot of the bed. Show em whose house they’re in.
Randy Orton
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Rich and shimmering emerald green. Terra cotta and speckles of gold. I was origami mistaken for stone, each fold a decision no one asked me to make Creased so many times the paper forgot it had ever been flat, had ever been whole, had ever been anything but the shape someone else's hands demanded.
Theres very little more attractive than someone's expressions of passion for the thing they love.
You ever write something, and then when you read it back, you have to check in with yourself to make sure you're good? Like all my shit is enemies to lovers, lovers to enemies, Capulets to Montagues, man, I dunno.
Jaggydohwhift: Boy's Pout
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Me: *Doesn’t post in days* Also Me: Yo, y’all…produce is giving people insane diarrhea and all I want right now is a fucking salad.
Workout Today: for cardio is fought keeping my shorts out of my ass for 1 hour, now weights for an hour. I’m so fucking tight right now.🤣
Patrick The Star: Are You Okay?
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can one of you really pretty and talented femme VAs fill this it's the only script of mine unfilled and it's peak thank u
BillyYandereVA 🔪💖@billyyandereva.bsky.social · 5mo ago⏰ She wanted a man she could share her future with. Even if that meant ripping apart yours.⏰ 🔪 New yandere script offer out now on r/GoneWildAudio 🔪 📝⤵️
Happy International Non Binary People's day. You are valid, you are worthy and I hope all my they/them friends are spoilt today!
Waving Nonbinary Pride Flag
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AE writers: Be sure when you include discussions of STI status in your scripts that you use updated language to avoid stigmatization: ”Are you clean?” ❌ “Have you been tested for STIs recently?” ✅ “Did your results come back negative?” ✅ “Are you clear?” ✅
Today is the first day of the crimson tide rolling in and I can see/hear myself crashing out while on the inside being like, “Damn, fam you gotta chill.”🤣
Arthur's Fist Angry Meme
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Me knowing today’s cardio was a 60 minute session on the bike:
Tron Legacy Light Cycle Jump
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*taps mic* thing thing on? Good. Go let Billy know what you think of his work…😏pls and thank you.
BillyYandereVA 🔪💖@billyyandereva.bsky.social · 2mo agohi im looking for some “reviews” of my nsfw asmr/audios to be quoted on something im making. If you love my work and wanna say what you like about it post in da comments pls ⬇️
“Watch your fucking mouth, bitch.” - things I never thought I’d have to say to a grown ass man in the gym parking lot but here we are.
I Guess Bro
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Not much in the tank today and it’s leg day. 😩 Time to lock tf in - this ass ain’t gonna build its self. open.spotify.com/track/0LFcFG...
Ali Bomaye
The Game, 2 Chainz, Rick Ross · Jesus Piece (Deluxe) · Song · 2012
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