Adam Younker

@ayounker.bsky.social

Purveyor of sarcasm; courtroom kaiju

T: You’ll love what we did with Venezuela. Our government is taking their resources, and distributing them how we see fit. Elections? No we decided who’s in charge. W: So, no representation… but you take their goods? T: Yeah, pretty genius- I knew you’d like that. Hey, is that a musket? Scene.

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When do Republicans and MAGA start getting concerned that the government is fabricating charges against and arresting normal Americans to preserve this bizarre lie that Trump didn’t hire the wrong person? When do they wonder if the next Pirro won’t dismiss the charges?

Say what you will about Justice Scalia, but not even his strongest detractors have any doubt about how he would’ve voted on “birthright citizenship.” Alito, Gorsuch, and Thomas seem to waffle between theories of constitutional interpretation on ideological whims.

Facts do not persuade people nearly as effectively as “vibes.” Authenticity is something jurors, voters, whoever, can sense. Dean’s “byaaah,” Hilary’s “shocked face,” Jeffries’ forced f-bomb. Mamdani didn’t win because of policies. He won because of policies *that he believed in.*

Admittedly I can only go off my first year Contracts class, but my recollection is “We have a deal but we’re still ironing out a few key points,” means you do not have a deal.

A 12 month turnaround from “no new wars” to “well hell yeah, sure, you have to topple THAT regime.” They have always been gold medalists, but we’re witnessing a truly generational performance in mental gymnastics. 🧠 🤸‍♀️ 👊 💥 🇺🇸 Add me to the Signal chat pls 🙏

I cannot believe I’m dependent on this absolute clown show of a political party. I feel like I’m watching someone struggle to put a square peg in a square hole. It should’ve been a layup in 16, a layup in 24, and a layup in 26. “Sorry, best I can do is a 3rd generational bag fumble.”

Non-lawyers don’t understand how blistering these tepid-sounding rebukes actually are. Judges are restrained when calling someone a liar, esp a witness or prosecutor for the gov. It’s a career-killer (normally), and can impact other existing and pending prosecutions. These are scathing criticisms.

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I can’t say I have ever intentionally watched any late night talk show… but I did tonight. That was also my favorite gag of the monologue. As a giga-nerd of a trial lawyer that loves to dissect and analyze the tactical application of rhetoric, that one was perfect. I could talk for an hour on it.

From a purely “tactical rhetoric” perspective, it’s concerning to see D’s focus on committee votes and rules hearings that diminish their (limited-to-begin-with) value every time. Begin a guerrilla marketing campaign hailing the “Epstein/Trump 2028” ticket for superior results.

One of the premises of the “DEI bad” argument that I rarely see questioned is the nonsense idea of a hypothetical “best” candidate. No such thing. Even if there were, there are so many variables per job nobody could reasonably figure that out. IMO, it truly puts the lie to the racism of it all.