they sat tom holland down before filming and were like “you will be showing you are JACKED much more in this one”
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mfs who own these mobile games gotta be offering money that celebs can’t say no to for these commercials Kathy Bates you got an Oscar auntie!
ted lasso keeping mumford & sons paid like college football keep imagine dragons paid
hate when a villain in a disney movie don’t have a a villain song. hades and jafaar are cowards
man I got my mcafee colts jersey in 2015 now wearing that shit in public like rocking a OJ bills jersey in 94
If I ever got mutinied I’d want it to be Eurylochus. He was a super chill homie about it
LeBron being in his 40s we gotta stop and consider the possibility he’s so old he simply forgot to make a decision
Last 2 Christopher Nolan movies being about dudes doing irreparable damage to the vibes of the entire world and being like this after
still trying to figure out what i did to jessica chastain to make her do that to me
so difficult for me not to whisper this to my buddy next to me at the odyssey yesterday
Me: …. Odysseus: I swear to Zeus don’t say it Me: ….. Odysseus: DON’T Me: I just feel like we still haven’t talked about the pig thing enough
Menelaus, literatures most famous cuck. Followed closely by Tom Buchanan
call me de'aaron fox the way I’m 3 for my last 20 taking the baby out of the car seat without waking him
is team france the one with russell crowe hunting wolverine and bald anne hathaway singing and crying a bunch?
It’s bout to be game 7 for the rule of 3 after they announce Mitch McConnell
getting socked by somebody named bam is pretty funny, like a Batman comic. boy got punched out by a onomatopoeia
if you get a flagrant at summer league you have to sleep at the belmont or circus circus
mitch mcconnell been dying for years, that’s why I’m confused why they won’t just tell us
Bron putting The Decision in one of these and calling it something different
man I used to be the king of this house now a cute little sleeping baby got me walking into every room like this
Haven’t seen a Tillman this let down by his American teammates since…
when I change the baby’s diaper someone scores a goal so I’ll be taking bribes to change his diaper when your team has a corner
miss when I lived in the Midwest and you could just get fireworks from the Vietnam vet in your neighborhood that was selling homemade bombs to kids