Azban
@azban.bsky.social
Just a typical Masshole with a heart of gold (mostly purloined from involuntary donations)
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Man, been so productive now that this energy is back and stress is gone. Feels so fuckin' good.
NVM I'm craving a chopped liver sandwich now
Azban@azban.bsky.social · yesterdayEat your liver or you don't get why chopped liver for lunch tomorrow!
A raccoon does not concern himself with the opinion of domesticateds
Feeling amazing today. Think the stress load off has finally truly hit. So full of energy, not tired, can conquer the world.
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I swear delivery people time their deliveries for the exact moment you're not home.
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Oooooo I should make a bunch of bedtime/sleepy time tea in bulk and put it in the refridgerator as iced tea!
It's so useful in the winter but in the summer my furnace body makes me suffer.
Am I the only one who thinks it's terrible marketing to name your prophylactic condoms after a city that was famously breached and destroyed?
All I want is to move in the boonies and city at the exact same time. Is that so much to ask for?
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