Azfang, Keeper of Animals ✅
@azfang.bsky.social
Pro frog. Anti nazi. Minder of animals that keep getting into my house and can’t take a hint to move on. He/Him. Or whatever, really, if you feel like getting creative. It’s the internet and nobody knows I’m a dog.
That’s it. These men are American citizens now. Someone fill out the paperwork, they’re ours now. I guess they can do dual citizenship but we’re keeping them.
alex remembers the big cow 🐄@thebigcow.bsky.social · 3mo agoThe Scots found the Boston cop slide @everyone @edsbs.bsky.social @brianmfloyd.bsky.social @cjzero.bsky.social
A pinnacle of the hater’s art. An inspiration that I can only strive to live up to.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 7mo agohe went"we'd be better without you" so I said is why you are inadequate. Cannot even hate properly.You want me gone.I want you here living for decades more waking up every day reviling the mother that bore you for the unending curse that is your life. We are not the same. bsky.app/profile/mari...
Not at all the biggest point here, but what the fuck is with his hair. Guy. You can just fellate the man without adopting his hairstyle. His brain is pudding, he can’t even tell anymore.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 11mo agoDr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
This was crafted in a lab to cause me, personally, to have a stroke.
Bad Medical Takes@badmedicaltakes.bsky.social · 12mo ago
I have no idea what this is about. And so I feel the sinking dread of another episode of “Are we annoyed about a random teenager on the internet or the president?”
Well, nothing a pardon and a cabinet position can’t fix.
The Intellectualist@theintellectualist.bsky.social · last yr.The New York Times reports Jonathan Braun—a violent felon with ties to Jared Kushner, whose sentence Trump commuted—has been sent back to prison after new charges, including assaulting a 3-year-old. In court, he ranted about his lawyer and flipped off spectators. His fifth arrest.
Today, as you know, is Juneteenth, observing the end of chattel slavery in the US. So if you have any republicans in your life, give them some space to process their grief over this attack on their values.
Sundrop is always to hand, and always willing to contribute his pink little nose.
Orcspiration@orcspiration.bsky.social · 2y agoCAN YOU SEE SOMETHING PINK FROM WHERE YOU ARE?
I…I want to contribute cute animals but all I can come up with are these misshapen things. I’m so sorry. I tried my best.
Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them)@jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social · 2y agoSTOP THIS IS A CUTE ANIMAL PIC CHECKPOINT. PLEASE SHARE A MINIMUM OF ONE (1) CUTE ANIMAL PIC BEFORE PROCEEDING. THIS IS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE TO PRESERVE THE MENTAL HEALTH OF THIS SITE. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.
I have absolutely no idea if this is parody. None.
GOLIKEHELLMACHINE@golikehellmachine.com · 2y agofuck me, man, it's 1:30 in the goddamned morning out there and he's talking about taking apples out of and putting apples back into the refrigerator at the grocery store. i don't even stay at the bar this late, i wouldn't be surprised if half this crowd hasn't been awake this late in years.
You tell ‘em, Ralph. You’re okay in my book.
Quizatz Haderach@lhamilton.bsky.social · 2y agoAbsolute banger of quote from Ralph
Fascist mouthpiece receives extremely gentle pushback, throws temper tantrum. God, is there a maximum safe dosage of schadenfreude? Because this can’t be safe.
jamelle@jamellebouie.net · 2y agoi’m glad that hugh hewitt’s colleagues are finally calling him out for being a total hack
What I’m hearing here is that we could have won the Cold War by deploying Walz to bang the communism out of the Russians.
Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · 2y agocan't get over how the latest maga oppo gotcha was " tim walz fucks so good that chinese leaders daughter still thinks fondly of him 35 years later"
Grandpa has good days and bad days, but the bad days are getting more frequent. Today he spent his time bopping to music from his youth instead of lashing out, and we’re hoping he stays with that. wapo.st/4dK01kt
Trump sways and bops to music for 39 minutes in bizarre town hall episode
Vice President Kamala Harris has called Trump, 78, unstable and questioned his mental acuity.
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So true story: many years back when I was but a wee sprog, I read something he wrote in the back of a Dilbert book about the double slit experiment proving souls or something and distinctly remember being very ??? about it. Him being a crazy person really made some thing fall into place.
Philip Bump@pbump.com · 2y agofyi here's some valuable analysis
I dunno what the Venn diagram overlap is of people with sewing machines, an interest in 40k and the supplies for wax seals, but it’s at least one! Anyway I put prayers to the Omnissiah on my sewing machine. With time honored incantations used by generations of technicians of unhappy equipment!
USN: [sweating profusely] sir, we…the patrol boat count. We’re outnumbered. We need your help. US Coast Guard: *grinds out cigarette, slowly moves forward in his shadowed chair into the light* Well. I wondered when you were going to be in enough trouble to come to me.
kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 2y agochina will destroy us in a naval war of uh patrol boats and minesweepers
Weirdo: “I love free speech!!!” Everyone: “Christ you sound like an asshole.” Weirdo: “no not like that”
Robert Smith@bondhack.ft.com · 2y agoIronically, the level of vitriol in response to @jemima.bsky.social's column on the echoey nature of the BlueSky chamber has matched any twitter pile on I've ever seen, only with an added dose of self-righteousness. (1/11)
Hey you don’t gotta do Clippy dirty like that. Clippy was doing his best. I mean his best was terrible, but, like, a real person could describe the idea and someone could say it was worth a shot. He doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with this AI garbage, which was obviously stupid from word go.
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 2y ago"’We all know now that Microsoft Copilot is basically the new Microsoft Clippy, that customers have not gotten value from it,’ Benioff said during an interview with Bloomberg.”
I’ve never used cocaine. But is this what cocaine feels like? I think this might be what cocaine feels like.
kilgore trout@kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 2y agoto me, this is true art
