Eldritch

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Live in the UK, Sometimes called Steev, but more often "Where do you think you're going?" Take photos, sometimes people like them enough to buy them :) No time for sport or politics. All round miserable twat. Often seen cursing printers.

I walked out of a mobile shop today because the sales assistant didn't know and couldn't be told that a home router that can connect to the internet does not need a SIM card if all you want to do is use it as a router between devices. I was rude to walk out, but I'd have lost it if I'd have stayed.

So far so good with DaVinci Resolve. Managed a simple edit that I needed with minimal foul language being deployed. Day off tomorrow so may take a look at some of the fades and multiple track options.

Started going to the gym a couple of times each week - nothing mad, bit of everything each time. Started in November (determined not to join a gym at New Year) and now 7kg (1 stone) down. Pretty pleased with that. At the current rate I'll be at a weigh my Dr would be happy it in around 5 years :)

The Amazon delivery they made on a day we aren't open . . . Above our door is a sign appx 30ft X 3ft. Above the adjacent property is a sign of similar size. How hard could it have been to have found The Training Society as per delivery address? Too hard it seems. Luckily we have good neighbours.

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Late cancellation of the 3 day forklift course I should have been teaching so now that our warehouse is going to be unused until this time next week it seemed like a good opportunity to get the floor painted. Wish I'd remembered to do a full 'before'. All students & machines must now levitate.

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My work Amazon profile has us down as not being open at weekends as there's no one in the building. Guess which major on line selling platform has sent some poor courier to do today? Why ask for opening time profiles if you ignore them?

Just tried ordering an Indian takeaway. 1 insists on you creating an account to order, 1 wants me to pay a service charge (what service - I'm picking it up), 2 are permanently closed. Chinese it is then.

My forklift student for Mon - Wed next week cancelled today. Sorry mate - you're still paying. T&Cs are clear. I'm going in and if they don't show up then I'm going to make good use of the time and paint the warehouse floors and walls so they've got time to dry.

I sometimes (maybe once every few weeks) have 'wrap of the day' at McD. For £2 it isn't a bad deal and comparatively healthy. Went in a few days back and you can only order it on the app. Screw you McD - KFC popcorn chicken it is then for a sneaky treat snack. Do not force customers to use apps.

The crows I normally feed each day are pissed with me. Came in very late after a 15 hour shift and forgot to put breakfast out for them. They were not, and are not happy, mainly cawing from adjacent trees.

Update on your order- Supplier- We've got your order We are going to despatch your order Your order has been despatched. Courier- We are expecting you parcel We have got your parcel Your parcel is at our sorting hub Our driver now has your parcel Just deliver it ! You weren't in. Yes I was.

At what point will people realise complaining about something on here does bugger all good? If someone has parked in a cycle lane, report it. If some muppet has just done the world's most stupid overtake report it. If you're putting it on here you have evidence - submit it.

And to top my day off, I've had a 17 year old girl on my First Aid at Work course tell me that men can get pregnant now. I tried quoting Monty Python but it was lost on her. We're doomed.