I only have more questions, but at least folks are having fun.

🔞Azkirioth🔞@azkirioth.bsky.social · 6d ago

Time to go to the cinema and see why Petra Parker is trending

Time to go to the cinema and see why Petra Parker is trending

I did the thing eventually.

the hero swings both ways #zelda

It is now 9 years since Sonic Mania came out 😱... another trivia nugget: at one point we had a screen that showed you the animals that were inside the Heavies giving them their personalities! It didn't make the cut (maybe didn't comply with brand guidelines or there wasn't enough time IDK)

If we sacrifice enough tech ceos in a big wicker man, will the gods of the web turn back the clock to the pre-Facebook internet?

The trumpets sound Hbomberguy returns

One of you emprettify me

Adding to the discourse about American eating habits: In my experience, they tend to eat unhealthy, show-offy foods like cooked meats and yolks instead of healthy foods like aspic and plain white sauce. If more of them don't start adding yeast to their diet, I expect to see a *lot* of grey teeth.

Man, can you imagine if I just, like, ate you? That would be so weird, right? Haha... ...unless...?

Off to see Funny Bunny's Adventures in Clown Town at my local cinema. I actually was kinda just meh about the series itself but let's see how it ends.

Who's up for a roadtrip? Gonna light shit up in Dim Carcosa! 🔥🔥🔥

The man I spied on from the mirror world in my dream called Spanish «la lengua industrial de america» How do we feel about this?

You're a hot dog but you better not try to hurt her

Tell me What kind of vehicle do you drive?

It is past midnight. I have grown older. The balloons 🎈

The city is wrong. The roads are wrong. The buildings are wrong. Down to their foundations. Every block and board. Something changed. Something's missing.

Caesar Tight-Fist.

MintzBuck@mintzbuck.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Ranch Childless

We need to begin uniting our collections for the sake of economic efficiency and ease of maintenance. We need to purchase land. Build a gallery. It can be done. You must believe.

Hand over your balls, gay boy 🤲

A hungry lad #eclipsethedarkling #sonicart for @azkirioth.bsky.social

They say Eclipse's hunger's a problem.

Eclipse gave Scourge all the eggs he could handle for Easter this year. Art by @neonmixxed.bsky.social

Depluralize a movie: Lord of the Ring: The Tower

My Jimmy Johns is closed. Apparrently, we cannot have salami today, for the Lord has risen.

CW: hypnosis, ear fucking Getting mind fucked in more ways than one! For @azkirioth.bsky.social #sonicnsfw

Something silly for the holiday: An inky cartoon Mobian finally found a use for all that space between Scourge's ears! Art by @crypticruins.bsky.social

I See You 👁🏳️‍⚧️👁

It was two tires and my uber home is a Tesla. Again

🔞Azkirioth🔞@azkirioth.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Blew a tire again. How do I do this

Blew a tire again. How do I do this