Mother Knows Nest
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* ... Nevermind. We should get you to a hospital. * Come along now dear
โItโs ok the glue was non toxic-โ *Gag* โOhโฆ.I donโt feel goodโฆ.โ
* ... Oh no dear that's not good. * You need a real meal. I shall cook for you
โI drank some blue glitter glueโ
* I hope you all have been eating and drinking enough water
* Thank you dear, your safety and everyone else's is all that matters. So please be careful dear * Bad things happen to people who look too close
โDarkโฆโฆโ *โShit Kris wasnโt lying there is a dark worldโ she thought* โOk Iโll stay awayโ
* There's... Oh... I don't remember... What was it? It was dark I think? Oh... * I'm sorry dear I just can't remember, but I know it's dangerous
*I heard boss music from inside *Is there an animal in there?<- โHmm whyโs that is there a wild rabid animal in there?โ
* Oh that's simple, you just need the code! But you shouldn't go there, it's dangerous
โHow do I get into the bunker?โ
* Oh wine, I'm such a lightweight, but if that's the customary mom time activity, I am happy to participate! * I'm just happy to have more friends. Especially one as sweet as you.
So out of touch, and all that. Oh, I'm definitely bringing some sweets from my friend. You're gonna love them! Usually when I have mom time with my sister, it involves a little bit of wine.
* I think I'm bored. What am I supposed to be doing?
* How lame we are, how we just don't get it. Hehehe. * Oh it will be so adorable! And I know just the snacks to be my made, and we can have our own mommy time while they hang out * Which... I don't know how that time would be spent? I'd probably sleep, but still! I don't have many friends myself!
We should! I think mine has lots of friends, but what's one more? Ehe, they could. . . Talkin' about how embarrassing we are.
* Oh really? We should have them meet! My son truly does need more friends, and having another genius friend would be nice! * Plus they can complain about their mother's with each other
Wow, really? I have a teenage daughter. She's got a couple years 'till then, though. Super smart, though! Not really like me.
* Yes I have a teenage son as well, I think... He should be leaving for college some day soon * He's a genius you know!
Woah, really? Huh! ( It was. About the average for Marcie. ) I'd say so! And well, I hope so!
* Really?! You're 35?! Wow! You have aged very well, I'm 37 myself [She can't help but laugh, this conversation was just so silly] * Maybe we both aged well then
Really? I'm like 35. I'd say I look around there. ( She tilted her head, actually thinking about it. ) If anything, you look like you're in your twenties!
* Everyone seems to be having such a great time, I'm so happy for you all
* Oh sweetheart you don't look a day over twenty four, you're gorgeous! Don't put this much wind under my wings! Haha! [She's not bothered by the closeness. At all. She seem to embrace it]
Old woman? Girl, you look as young as me! I mean, I'm not that young, but still! ( She's all up close, looking! )
* O-Oh. Thank you, feeding this old woman's ego! Haha. I didn't know I needed that [She's trying not to avert her gaze, a losing battle]
It's so cute!!!! ( Shes looking at her all starry-eyed! )
* A-Ah? That? I-I um [She blushes faintly, but it quickly fades] * That... Wasn't intentional. Oh how embarrassing
Whโ! But you just made that adorable little sound! ( she's just clasping her hands together. )
[She squas in delight] * Oh that's adorable! You're adorable dear!
If people don't have it in themselves, I'm here to give 'em faith! ( she's doing a cute peace sign pose! )
* Hm. If you say so dear! If only I had as much faith in myself as you do in me * Thank you.
Cici~ Thanks! ( she's just giving a huge grin. ) I know you will! I believe in you!
[She has to stifle a laugh at the gesture. Definitely tickled her fancy] * Keep working on it, it's doing wonders. * But, yes it can be quite difficult, which is why I must decline such an offer * I need to be able to earn their respect and prove I'm not useless on my own merit as a teacher
Well, I respect you a LOT. It's hard work for us, y'know? If 'ya need, I can make 'em give you some respect. ( She's putting up a muscle. Absolutely no intimidation there. ) Aww, thanks! I try my hardest.
* Hm, My son definitely doesn't take after me. * I think it's a respect thing, because I don't think the mayor respects me, or the other teachers * So, I must've got on my husband's nerves too, but thank you dear this was a needed confidence boost * You're not too bad looking yourself though!
Really? Girl, you're super pretty! Whoever divorced you has to be the dumbest guy in the world. ( She's shaking her head, a little miffed. ) I bet! If you're anything to go by.
* Oh, pretty? My I'm not sure I've quite been called that in some time. Whenever my husband divorced me... Still not sure * Um, but a lot of us monsters are pretty. Mrs Mayor, Ms Dreemurr, Ms Alphys. " Quite the lovely bunch
I guess monster would be a good umbrella term. You're not really monstrous, though! More. . . pretty! But yeah, there is!
* I'm mostly a monster dear, just a bird monster! * But I don't really much know the difference between us monsters and humans. * There's so much variety in the world
Could be! Flaws just make us human, hon. Or I guess in your case, a bird!
* Narco... Hm. Could be. I never thought about it too much. That's... Worrisome. * But thank you dear, I will always do my best, despite my innumerable flaws
Could be narcolepsy. Who cares what they think? You're great, hon!
* Oh that's a thought, I think I did have an appointment for that... When was that again? Oh... * Um- yeah, it's not very good, I think the other mothers make fun of me, but I'm not sure
Maybe you should get that checked, though. The sleep thing! Can't be super good for you being tired all the time.
* Oh good! I'm not alone! I was worried I always would be, I feel so inferior to everyone sometimes because of it. Hehe.
Aww, it's alright! Everybody needs to sleep sometime, right? And I'm plenty scatterbrained.
* Oh! Oh no, I'm just... Oh dear. Quite scatterbrained. Https I really do try my best! * It's just... A little difficult to do sometimes. And I fall asleep a lot!
That makes sense, I guess. My school has a bunch of teachers, but it's just high school. Did you lose your memory?
* I have no idea! I just got reminded that I'm a teacher in the first place! I think I might teach the middle schoolers? * I know Ms Toriel is elementary, and Ms Alphys is Highschool, so I must be in the middle!
Oh! Well, I'm an English teacher, and I teach high schoolers! How 'bout you?