Unadding me on snap because I’m not sending you nudes every day/ all day is insane. In this essay, I will talk about sex addiction…
I’m fine with being Unctie tbh. I’ll babysit for a few hours but return to sender
Are y'all open to being a sperm donor and/or coparenting with a platonic friend and forgoing a romantic relationship with them?
A Pup Named Scooby Doo had a bomb ass soundtrack
because they’re a bunch of monkey see monkey do ass bitches.
Why are people making pics of themselves as crackheads?!
Now why did I just rip my pants at work—in thigh area..
Failed installing the new ceiling fan, chile I’ll get my uncle to come handle the wires cause it’s more tedious than I thought
Somebody debated with me about the keepjng the cost college expensive and their entire argument was about gatekeeping the integrity of industries. Integrity is crazy when there are ppl running this country who share the same brain cell. We will never be free…
Robert Downey Jr Frustrated
ALT: Robert Downey Jr Frustrated
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Damn it’s gonna notify me about group chats every time I open this app?
Flu season is here chile cause everyone is getting sick
Nicci Gilbert won’t be seeing the gates based on how she is the reason why P-Valley was held hostage all of this time
I forgot my boochie cat and disco stick was out last night
Whatever you do don’t send your holes, poles, or tapes to my Snapchat ELUSIVEJAY 🙊
They did get sucked on the dance floor btw 🙂↕️
I want more of our representatives to say “my life was threatened and that’s why I made this terrible decision” It doesn’t excuse a fucking thing, however, at least we would have context. Otherwise, we can only assume you also want to run us into the fucking ground.
Happy Hump Day, here’s my somewhat fat butt :)