Brendan

@b2the2nd.bsky.social

He/him • CNC Machinist • 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏼 • adoptive cat & dog dad • 🍷 • Ager’s Scepter’s #1 fan • Azeroth’s gayest druid • Praise the Sun! 🙌🏻 ☀️ •

One of our dogs has an upset tummy so she’s hershey squirtin but she’s taking advantage of us letting her out in the middle of the night bc she wants to hunt whatever animal is living in our yard..so she’s barking like every hour to get let out and neither of us have slept well in the past 2 days

If I had a nickel for every time I walked into the dispensary and Jojo’s Too Little Too Late started playing I’d have 3 nickels. Is it me? Am *I* the catalyst??

If a parking lot has two lanes to exit and you sit in the middle to make your turn, blocking other people from turning the opposite way you are, you deserve to have your license revoked

I know nobody probably sees it, but responding to support raising texts from the governor with why I’m voting for his primary challenger feels good 😌

So the lil larvae I found outside yesterday are indeed mosquitos and not dragon/damselfly babies so it seems I have some culling to do after work now lol

We bought Oh Mary! tickets before we even knew who was playing Mary cause it was finally in town & now you’re telling me Alaska’s first show is ours?? 😍