There is no justice. There is just us.

oh god. his face is everything. look at that stare. that is a face that has gazed into the abyss

If speaking out against fascism damages your “brand”, that means your brand is fascism.

the apocalypse has once again let me down. off to the salt mines i guess.

So the Ace Ventura movies are just as good as you remember them. The didn't age well or poorly, they didn't age at all. It was like a 90s verbal stim time capsule.

I refuted an ICE apologist hard enough that they deleted their post. Didn’t fix anything and I’m no hero for just pointing out their inability to count and think critically. Still… I’ll take my serotonin where I can get it

the vibe lately has been the animated silently screaming mugshot of Sirius Black from the Daily Prophet

I’m convinced they serve the older folks first at Cracker Barrel

💯

Spring

If my car runs out of gas, you wouldn't blame me for not showing up. My brain is running out of gas. Please don't be mad but...

It’s me! The chair mimic.

I was incredibly sad to read about today’s ruling but hugely warmed by the amount of love & support that I have seen for the LGBTQ+ community. To be absolutely clear, my business, tiny as it may be, is a safe, welcoming place. Love will win because it must 🫶 #TransRightsAreHumanRights

That overwhelming urge to scream in a meeting when the buzzing feels like it’s building to some kinda crescendo.

Can it be Friday night again? I’m running out of weekend before I run out of tired.

Le Poisson Steve 🎶

I stayed up too late now I’m hungry. Pretty sure I’m not supposed to be fed after midnight tho…

adobe deleted their post so this one's for posterity

How did you feel the first time you heard All Eyes on Me by Bo Burnham? How do you feel recently?

Waking up uncomfortable in an uncomfortable environment to live out of a suitcase off of road food just doesn’t charm me like it used to before all that chronic instability trauma from my childhood. I gotta find a way to vacation that triggers me less.

Walk, don’t run. Maybe just stand there. Sit if we’re gonna talk. Chill. It’s not a race.

This AI thing is pretty cool. I'm just glad everyone is being measured in their use and adoption of it all.