Jake 🐱

@b4tterycat.bsky.social

26 | They/Them any | Pan (of bacon)| Cat that conducts electricity | clumsy tech boy | 🔞 under 18+ GO AWAY 🔞 | You must have age in bio | Pfp/banner: @transsheep.bsky.social / @Frootz.bsky.social

Think I said this before but wondering if I should upload the stuff I got over the few years, mostly cause I think it'd be nice to share instead of hoarding it all on my phone and PC alone but of course add credit cause I'm not that big of an ass uwu

Copy and pasted a (not original) year old Idea I had a long while ago Thinking about it again tbh I had an idea where there is a bubble gum that when you chew your fur starts to change hue like a certain other gum, and it only gets worse, slowly your pink body starts to feel all gummy and sticky.

(CW: gas related) Being on a factory tour and having reached the room stocked to the brim with soda seeing a bottle with no label as you drink it, suddenly feeling a rumble in your belly, as pressure starts to build first going from a toot to full on blasts as you swell up like an utter balloon~ :3

Ever just sit and reminisce about playing with people you no longer know when you're younger in gen 7 gaming? Sometimes I just think about the online people I met and wish I could talk to them again after so long see how life is.

⚠️I BEG YOU TO STOP SCROLLING ⚠️ IF I DON'T RAISE THIS 18 HOURS I WILL BE THROWN OUT ON THE STREET, WHERE I'M GOING TO DIE. I HAVE AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE THAT ATTACKS MY ORGANS UNTIL THEY FAIL. I CANNOT SURVIVE THE STREET. HELP ME. PLEASE.

RP PINNED $100 GOAL@irisposting.bsky.social · 2w ago

PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE SAVE ME

Please repost, life or death

$180/2200, ON the street tomorrow

Someone has attempted to impersonate me and try and steal funds from people who are bidding on my YCH on FurAffinity. Thankfully, all people who are currently bidding on that YCH are in my Discord Server. That being said, I feel it should be reiterated. Please be careful with who reaches out to you.

"We know AI is gonna destroy the world so lets keep using AI and laugh about it" 💀🥀 They're self aware but don't care... guess we'll just die than (Also the screencap is an AI video of Gandolfini doing some shit dance and singing a horrible pop song actual disrespect to a legendary actor) 🥀

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GRINTUVETO! Enbi day is today?? Gosh well, Sabif Hore Nafamum! 💛⚪️🟣🖤 Tho I go by she/her a lot, I’m very much an demigal~ As ever, y’all are valid and and be plenty proud to be beyond the gender binary ✨ You’ll always have a friend in me

Curious, if you had a list of characters you have crushes on in media, OC's or etc. what would your list be? Mine is Nightcrawler, Von Lycaon, Roxanne, Loona, Renamon, Chica (Fnaf2), Zangoose, Lucario, Diane Foxington, n' Bowser~ And maybe some friends OC's Fluttering my kiggy eyes at you cutely

A commission drawn for anonymous. Scarlett ordered black cherries on her burger, but got blueberries instead! I don't know who's behind that counter, but I bet they didn't count on getting chewed out by a swelling berry karen that day.

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I know I think I shared her before but I don't think I ever shown her backstory before, if I have don't care posting it anyway cause I need to get some more use outta this gal~ :3

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