𝘏𝘦 is out of the question. I don't know if Arthur would be up for this. ... J'onn?

Do you want to just wing it or do we have a plan?

... Don't tempt me.

He doesn't look so well and we don't really know what kind of Superman he is?

This is you making things up.

?

Don't circle the Earth too many times! Come back for lunch!

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Yey! [ Give him a minute, he got happiness zoomies. ]

It's okay, we'll get you that puppy. You've got the, uh, what was it? Dog bed and collar?

BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · 5mo ago

Oh, yeah. That. I did talk about that.

Right? That's what I thought. Some friends those two are.

Out of all the places that I've mapped... I don't think I've seen him before.

// adding unnecessary fuel to the fire

That's absurd. I would think they're already a thing since... that Bruce Wayne and Superman dating news?

( Shudders. )

Come to think of it, I went missing a couple of times too.

Hey, now. That's not a nice thing to s— what do you mean they're not a thing already? What have they been doing for ten years then?

Eeeeh... I think it has something to do with 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 guy. But maybe that's just me.

// THE CHISMOSOS

Hal, do you think Bruce looked extra sulky in that last meeting?

[Shruuugs.] I'll get my key.

Of course, princess. Sorry, princess.

Whatever you say, princess.

I was trying to be nice about it.

Yes, yes. I have. Dashing and all. So, buckle up.

Soooo... Who's driving?

When have I ever not? What happens between us stays between us?

Nyoom.

I won't correct you. I just know that 𝘩𝘦'𝘭𝘭 know what you just said.

Best decision you've made this week. Yes.