Important people came all the way from France just to see me. Think about that. Thousands of miles. France! They wanted to shake me. Everybody wants to shake me.

I may be 80, but I feel fantastic. Maybe the best 80 anyone has ever felt, people are saying it. Everybody wants to be close to me. They do. They can't help it. And I'm famous. Very famous. Probably more famous than anyone's hand has ever been. Sad for the other hands, frankly.

I'm a bit white today because I just haven't been in the sun for a bit. You know how it goes. Once I get back down to Mara Lago I'll be fine!

I'm famous just because people shake me so much. They go for that firm handshake. I hate it!