Thorn the Beep Virus

@badbeepboy.bsky.social

Computer virus. Very beepy, very bad. NSFW 18+ profile! | Version 3.3 (age 33) | He/Him/It | https://linktr.ee/badbeepboy

This hanar hacker decided X-Sec was its "rival" months ago, making threats and futile attacks. Now Dances on the Wreckage of Firewalls has handily bested him! It's putting on a show for the extranet, keeping X-Sec in check with impressive grip strength and potent poison! Comm from @nx42.bsky.social

This hanar hacker decided X-Sec was its "rival" months ago, making threats and futile attacks. Now Dances on the Wreckage of Firewalls has handily bested him! It's putting on a show for the extranet, keeping X-Sec in check with impressive grip strength and potent poison! Comm from @nx42.bsky.social

“Mino Link Fortune” [Casino Collection 3 of 3] You ever wander into the “High Limit” area of a casino for the lols? That shit is terrifying. “That’s a ‘t’ denomimation so it’s …2000 lb wager PER game!?” There’s people who destroy life changing amounts in minutes, but to them it’s just a Wednesday

when designing a computer interface, its important to include animations of all of the graphics being overtaken by evil red pixels, that way your users know approximately, but not precisely, how much of their system has been hacked by an alien bio-virus. they teach this in computer science class

Ughhh ahhhh I somehow took a full on actual breath WHILE drinking and the effects are extremely unpleasant. I watched the water shoot out of my mouth and nose and fly like three feet in front of me and now I have a persistent cough