"I’m sorry, Alanna. I drew one of your eyes too big and your chin too short. So this isn’t much of a caricature. More like a weird drawing of someone who vaguely looks like you. My apologies. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
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"I’m sorry, Justin. Kayla paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not very good at drawing mouths so you both look really awful. Please don’t be mad at me. I tried my best. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Turhan and Tulin. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not very good at caricatures so this is what you get. I hope you’re not offended. That wasn’t my intention. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Armand. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you for your birthday but I’m just awful at caricatures so this turned out really crappy so now your birthday is ruined and it’s all my fault. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Naume. Patrick paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I took up too much room drawing the elephant in your picture so you can’t really see you two. That’s my bad. Please forgive me. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Cassie. I tried capturing your cool eye makeup, but I screwed it up and now you look like a nightmare and I don’t know how to fix it. I don’t think I’m getting any better at these. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Aleix. Claudia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I got your head shape and face size wrong so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Forgive me. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Ari and Joe. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you and your dogs for your wedding, but I’m not good at either people or animals so this drawing is a mess. I hope I didn’t ruin your wedding. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Josh and Amanda. Derek paid me to draw a caricature of you two for your wedding but I’m not very good at caricatures so it turned out really awful. Now your wedding is ruined and it’s all my fault. So sorry. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Evelyn. Kevin paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I drew your faces the wrong size for your heads so it doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. I tried my best. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Mike and Winston. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I accidentally drew Winston eating your tongue. Which I hope he’s never done before. My apologies. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Evelyn. Olivia paid me to draw a caricature of you but I messed up your nose and made your eyes too wide so now you look crazy and I don’t know how to fix it. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry Jon and Riz. Emma paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I’m not good at drawing either people or dogs so this is what happened. I hope you’re not upset. I tried my best." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Omar. Rose paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I got the face proportions all wrong. So it looks really awful. Please don’t be made at me. Or Rose. She didn’t know. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry Kaliq. Alisa paid me to draw a caricature of your two but I’m not very good at them so it looks really weird. This is NOT what you look like IRL. I’m just really bad at this. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Sai. I drew your nose too upturned and your ears waaaay to big. So this doesn’t really look like you. I hope you’re not mad. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Alexander. Only after I was finished drawing did I realize you’re holding a can in your picture and not your nose. That’s my bad. Apologies. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Mario. Bailee paid me to draw a caricature of you two but I messed up your noses and mouths so it doesn’t really look like you. I have no idea what I’m doing. Like AT ALL. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Abby. Emily paid me to draw a caricature of you, but I made your neck too long at your eyes too small. So it doesn’t really look like you. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Jenny. I honestly don’t know which turned out worse — you or the monkey. Either way, this drawing is a disaster. I should probably stop drawing. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Maddie. I overdrew your eyes and mouth so you look older than you really are. Please don’t be upset with me. I tried my best. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m so sorry, Katie. I drew your nose waaay to big and upturned. And the less we say about your mouth, the better. This whole thing is a big fail for me. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Sam. I drew your eye too big and your nose too bulbous. And then there’s the blood. This whole drawing is cursed. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Liz. I know you probably wanted me to include Kyle Mclaughlin in your drawing but I ran out of space. Please don’t be mad at me. I’m not very good at this. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Ivana. Natalia paid me to draw a caricature of the two of you but I screwed it up and you both look all weird and I don’t know how to fix it. I hope you’re not upset. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Jake. Not only is your head shape wrong, but I drew a mustache on you. I don’t know why. I think I panicked? I hope you’re not mad. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Sara. I messed up your mouth and your nose and your cheek. And let’s not even mention your ear. This whole thing is a mess. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, David & Stella. I made David look really angry and Stella look like a bear. I have no idea what I’m doing. Please don’t be mad at me. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Alison. I made your nose too big and your smile all weird. So this doesn’t really look like you. Congrats on your degree. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com
"I’m sorry, Amanda. Tom paid me to draw a caricature of you, but all the proportions came out wrong. Sad thing is, this isn’t the first time. No refunds." --- badcaricatures.com