tiktok witch on day 232 of her perpetual potion: first off everyone, i source all of my ingredients ethically so please stop commenting. anyway today i will be adding tongue of dog and i know when we did that on day 43 i could only bark for a week but i think yesterdays wyrmwood will temper it

it’s not very womanly but the urge to do impressions john goodman in digger is overtaking me

twitter queer discourse makes me feel so fucking insane

Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.

you can lead a horse to W faps but you can’t make it goon

indianapolis is the greatest city in the world, where else can you get stopped for 5 minutes by a train

when i have to take a bunch of ubers in a row i really start to pick up on the music they switch to when i get in. today i got chappell roan and girl in red like oh my god

car exploded for real this time smoking as i pulled over 5 minutes away from planned parenthood too so im talking to a tow truck driver about a busted coolant line dressed like im trying to convince the nurse im ready to come off the bench this season

car broke down on the way to hrt follow up now i’m fagged up to talk to a tow truck driver

making sure they can see my tits when i go to planned parenthood to thank them for all they’ve done

shirt that says “i don’t remember buying this or picking it out of my closet or putting it on this morning”

friends are reviewing digger highly #TheCruiseCantLose #TurningPlemonsIntoPlemonade

genderfluid person with “androsexual” in bio liked me on hinge. don’t even know what to say. sorry for serving brick city i guess

feeling like shit and poop. maybe diarrhea too.

alice is wonderland works so well as a novel because there is a dick (caterpillar) and two balls (tweedledee and twiddledum)

if all the world is the stage then pussy flaps is red velvet curtain

trans guy i’ve been talking to for a minute happened to be at the bar…. we managed to make out but i have to work and couldn’t go back to his place….. ugh…..

i’m freaking out and stuff. it looks crazy and i’m gay too

im streaming on the video game website and i might just actually stream a video game for once twitch.tv/the_garfielf

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this is the worst shit i’ve ever seen, jukebox musical for 80 year olds

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at a johnny cash musical at a dinner theater for my fathers birthday and i’m dressed like such a fag i’m certainly the only one in the building lmao

got reminded i won third place in a harry potter costume competition at walmart for the midnight release of deathly hallows. lol. lmao.

at a johnny cash musical at a dinner theater for my fathers birthday and i’m dressed like such a fag i’m certainly the only one in the building lmao

accidentally slept for like 12 hours last night but the sky looked cool at 5am

my tits lowkey look good asf tonight

talking at work about how i’d kill ET and i asked my coworker if she would and she said “yes i don’t fuck with aliens at all, like i don’t even fuck with the grinch” and i laughed so hard i cried

got asked if i was a furry last night and i had to be like “if i said no it would not be wholly truthful” and i felt like mamdani fielding a question about karl marx

they got early cronenberg on the tv at the bar an im trying not to get too locked in on it

coming out at work is a cool way to get humiliated over and over in public it’s really cool

i always forget how insane how to with john wilson gets but god damn

what a joy it is to be gay and wear a sweater and have a colorful gay home