Come help me out, Darlin~ I need some relief (Sweet animation done by @parttimeyeen.bsky.social) ((Sound version in works, need a place where I can do the VA))
Pastel Wulph
@baddadwolf.bsky.social
Just your average space and sci-fi loving Wolf Dad 25 now!!! I’m an old man
Come help me out, Darlin~ I need some relief (Sweet animation done by @parttimeyeen.bsky.social) ((Sound version in works, need a place where I can do the VA))
Finished with my shower and weighed myself for the first time in 4 month ish? Uh yeah...clothes def feel tighter, cause I gained like 10 lbs woof with a bit of a tum now
Wells like Everett seems a lil pent up~ You gonna help the big wolf or are you just gonna stare? A custom version of my YCH for @baddadwolf.bsky.social of his handsome boyo ❤️
Hey so today is Memorial Day Those of you who have good days, please do so. Those of you who have to visit some friends and family who are resting You aren’t alone and that their souls still think about you. Will try to be around some today. Love y’all Woofie out~
Breeding cute boi’s with a cock that’s almost as big as they are The best type of size queen is the cute boi you can get in bed who NEEDS your dick
Attention...woof pecs are for squeezing... My nipple piercings are NOT to tug NOT to tug...it hurts
I feel that people don’t understand how BIG the woofer is This boi is a walking WALL Can’t fit through many doors 13 feet tall (13’8” with horns) 750 of beef
I keep seeing smoking hawt art and now my dick hurts from being hard Definitely gonna be using tomorrow for some fun
Crab chips MORTAL ENEMY I CURSE YOU MAY THE DIGITAL OMNIMESSIAH HAVE MERCY CAUSE I SURE AS FUCK WON’T I trusted you like a brother and this is how you repay me By ruining my night and bestowing upon me with the food poisoning HELL SHALL RISE TO BRING YOU TO THE UNDERWORLD CURSE UTZ CRAB CHIPS
Such a pretty night sky Wish my phone was better quality so I could show y’all what I saw
I made chicken soup with those tie colored noodles Ain’t bad
Weird ass weather Woke up to tornado sirens I’m sorry but it’s fuckin JANUARY Why is there a tornado warning Also Why is it 60° F
Sorry I drank a lil But I’ve been thinking to myself I’ve had countless people tell me how sweet and great I am…. It’s fine and all But I don’t wanna be sweet and great with no one I wanna be loved wait for love…I have…for a decade…
I’m sure I’d be an okay boyfriend. I think? I hope? Maybe?
I WANNA SLEEP SO BAD ITS BEEN 3 DAYS WHY DOES MY BODY REFUSE TO LET ME SLEEP CAUSE ITS TOO COLD AND IM HORNY
I can’t do overhead presses or lat pulldowns My shoulders pop and crunch every time and it sounds very very crunchy If I can’t do them how is woof supposed to get stronger??
Moots gonna do a movie night in the woof server tonight If you wanna join
So…I got some fun wolf lore In Universe the Olusin(wolf species) Have a hard time swimming cause of bone density, genetically engineered to be a LOT harder to break (ie. better soldiers) IRL?? I never learned how to swim. Sample as that…
So…I figured out why my office is so cold I got a huge dual window…right next to the vent That sucks all the fucking heat out of the room in the winter REAL SMART DESIGN
Just an over productive wolf Having some issues keeping himself from redecorating a room
So the doctors figured out why I’m so tired all the time Turns out I get TOO relaxed when sleeping and my body just….doesn’t breathe much. Called UARS So neat…love my fucked up body
