i am so smooth and the ladies love me
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stories as a home for something /// bad end enthusiast /// dolls are just a vector /// 🔞 currently on hiatus
making up a guy who says "no therian bro" in the same cadence as "no homo" every single time they project on or relate to an animal
a mnemonic can be a doll, and furthermore quite frankly how dare you. she's a lovely helpful one, made with care just for you.
kinda feeling folded wings beast-leg body (small chest) today
"the more violent and specific my threats get, the more charming i become, nyu~"
not really commentary anyone hasnt given before but it's pretty galling how your options these days for socmed as an artist are "autopedojacketing ai moderation" and "site people will treat you like a nazi collaborator for using"
willing to bet a lot of ES era microfic is insanely funny if you feed it through a find+replace for witch > hag.
fully aware that's supposed to be a microphone but the size and silhouette really aren't helping. doll wand.....
willing to accept that hades 2 chaos is a design downgrade, i just can't pretend i'm not looking at a big list of all my favorite ways to depict a scarycool Witch type figure
*really* annoying + rude how "your face will get stuck like that if you don't cut it out" is actually true for dolls
realizing retroactively that this sounds like vague beef but i was just thinking a lot about griffith that day
love you love you love you love you love you love@badenddoll.bsky.social · last mo.everyone has an oomf who's pro recovery until you're better than them
plagued by visions of "SEXUALIZE RAGE NOW" on a pink hoodie
(puppygirl that only watches children's cartoons) so it's basically about these alien plants that turn you into their pet (remembering the Cult or Just Weird episode on Empty Spaces) have you ever touched yourself to that cg of Arcueid cut in pieces
some of yall want to be the doll gf (precious object of obsession) and that's lovely but i rly need to connect with more doll gf (pick me up and throw me as hard as u can) types
gaslighting someone into thinking they're more susceptible to hypnosis than they actually are...... 🤤
everyone has an oomf who's pro recovery until you're better than them
laughing rly hard picturing the faces some of yall would make if you got assigned a handler and instead of a mean sexy woman it's just some schlubby middle aged man who talks to you like a condescending shift manager
(smiling serenely) i love the homunculus (roughly a minute and a half elapses, i am suddenly desperately scuttling back to the keyboard to clarify) like the chicken egg cum injection one. rest of em can die.
always rly funny when people misunderstand and think hypno is supposed to be hot because there's a type of magic person out there who can make you do whatever they want!! wrong. hypno is hot because there's a type of girl out there who will worldbuild herself into doing anything you say.
need to form some sort of lesbian anti-obliviousness alliance. we are always laughing at each other and going "whaaaat you couldn't tell?? she's been looking at you like that for *years*" and never reaching out to prevent this tragedy
IN LACE&IN LONG SLEEP
no you cannot return your doll for "defects" she is displaying her happy behavior when she does breakbeats on the dinner table with her fingers
i refitted my doll with a non-articulating faceplate and now when it wants to bite me it just presses its face into my side and makes these stupid muffled whines
ex housedoll with legal personhood really just sick of these shithead kids sneaking up behind her in public and miming a key crank motion, the slurs are fine in comparison
"new and transgressive transfem literature" is it dorley hall, detransition baby, or attack helicopter? possibly some combination of 2-3 of those? i pull out my chart to indicate what is creepy and what is wet.
just a tall doll who likes to play small~