I'd leave it a minute mate. Just laid a right Owen

LL CLIFF J@badgermanbadger.bsky.social · 7h ago

MFW I leave a public bathroom after doing a particularly large and smelly dump.

There are three floors at my Mum's nursing home. Ground is for the day visitors. They generally go home in the evening. First floor is the live ins. Second Floor is for the really bad residents, the bed bound, the 'make comfortables'. Mum got moved up here today.

Do the police realise it's FUCKING AUGUST

MFW I leave a public bathroom after doing a particularly large and smelly dump.

A rare win for big boob and text message enthusiast Big Vern

Dan@danofthewibble.bsky.social · 23h ago

Reminded of elsewhere, but here you’ll find Vernon Kay getting as close to calling Jeremy Vine a stupid cunt as you’ll ever get on daytime BBC radio.

Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

IMHO there is no place in Local Government for former Nazis no matter how rehabilitated.

For work related reasons: anyone aware of any RECENT questionable or dangerous health/fitness trends being spread by content creators? Doing some poking around in the space for a client and want to make sure we’re not reaching out to anyone promoting dodgy stuff 👍

I'm into it. But it needs to be a paperback and it needs to not be £22

Doctor Who Merchandise@doctorwhomerch.bsky.social · yesterday

Coming January 21st 2027 Doctor Who: The Six Doctors By Simon Guerrier The novelisation of a 'lost classic' by Terrance Dicks, revealing the original conception of The Five Doctors. Based on newly discovered scripts and treatments by Terrance Dicks amzn.to/3UbIe1q #ad

Arrived today. It BOOGIE TIME.

LL CLIFF J@badgermanbadger.bsky.social · 2d ago

Records from Germany were supposed to arrive today. Didn't arrive today. Sad.

Would you like to be my chum? Would you like to see my bum? I've been paid fair too much money Please don't tell Daddy or Mummy

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

Huw Edwards criticised for entering Welsh poetry competition

8.9mm of rain. Get us

Fuck off

The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterday

The hill I will die on: You should be legally obliged to play Mr Brightside at your wedding | Amelia Tait

But what has the BBC ever done for ME?

Dr Matt Lodder@mattlodder.com · yesterday

Not speaking ill of the dead is how Jimmy Saville got something approaching a state funeral.

Bloody woke Microsoft 365

Records from Germany were supposed to arrive today. Didn't arrive today. Sad.

Why have some haribo twin snakes got a hole in the middle and some haven't?

4:3 is the best aspect ratio.

They didn't even turn up. Brilliant. Nice one lads.

LL CLIFF J@badgermanbadger.bsky.social · 2d ago

Parcel Force, you cant lecture me about dog awareness and also say 'we will try to come at some point within this 5.5 hr window'

Just reading about Jimmy Cricket's Christian faith. The whole time he was say 'and there's more' he was actually being evangelistic. Man also kept up a banging archive YouTube channel. And from what I've read today he was an absolute love to everyone he met. RIP to a real one in wellies.

Parcel Force, you cant lecture me about dog awareness and also say 'we will try to come at some point within this 5.5 hr window'

"You want scraps with that love?"

LL CLIFF J@badgermanbadger.bsky.social · 3d ago

I like Power of the Daleks because it has that one dalek in it who works in a chip shop

I like Power of the Daleks because it has that one dalek in it who works in a chip shop

How can grass pollen be high if all the grass is dead?

Sssshhhhhhhhh