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Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🧜🐙🦄🔪🍊

@badgersknackers.bsky.social

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️😇😈🔞 Mostly OFMD w/ some Good Omens, Star Trek, other nerdy things... Fic writer, Non-binary (they/them), 42, BLM, @badgersknackers on Twitter, Tumblr, and AO3 (also AllNightDiner w/ @sweetpotato_70)

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Alice @thesearethekids.bsky.social · 2w ago

🧎🏻 obsesséd

Photo of David Fane in a promotional still for Taskmaster, he is against a red background and wearing a velvet jacket

The Alchemist 🇨🇦@alchemistsstudio.bsky.social · 3w ago

3x the indifference from Purrebus, our latest raku pottery sculpture! Happy #Caturday! #sciart #pottery

A raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey and violet. Front view

A closeup of one of the faces of a raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey, red, and violet.

A raku pottery sculpture of a cat with 3 heads. The sculpture is brown, grey, red, blue, violet. Back view

Purrebus going into the reduction container

Jill | followedmystar @followedmystar.bsky.social · 3w ago

It’s my balloon day 🎈

Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🧜🐙🦄🔪🍊@badgersknackers.bsky.social · 3w ago

When you use AI to draft your job posting and it autopopulates the wrong GNC acronym... And you're a defense contractor for the Anti-Woke Administration™️. 🤣🤣🤣

Ruth | Temporal_discounting 🏴‍☠️@insane-foliage.bsky.social · 3w ago

📣 Fundraiser announcement! 📣 I'm sure you all know about the terrible flash floods that have hit Nepal. I will be raffling off a commission for a piece of quilled OFMD art. 1 entry = £5/$5/€5 donated to an organisation listed in the thread below. Entries close on 9th September. #OFMD

A promotional image for a fundraiser for victims of the Nepalese flash floods. It reads "Win a commision piece of quilled OFMD art. 1 entry = £5/$5/". Also shown are three examples of completed pieces by the OP. The first piece shows the 'depression robe' bird, the second piece is Ed and Stede kissing, and the third piece is the foot touch

Text: Why Nepal? On 26th August, a devastating flash flood hit the Nepal-Tibet border, creating a humanitarian crisis on a huge scale. Hundreds are dead, and thousands are unaccounted for.

This raffle is to support the work of aid organisations operating in the region to assist with search and rescue efforts and to provide food and medical care to survivors.

Text: What is up for grabs? I will work with the winner to design and create an original piece of quilled OFMD art, with maximum dimensions of 7 x 5 inches

I will cover the cost of postage to anywhere in the world – please check whether any customs charges may be applied if you are outside of the UK

Text: How to enter. Donate a minimum of £5 / $5/ €5 to one of the charities linked in the thread below, or to an equivalent charity or aid organization. Every multiple of £5 / $5/ €5 buys an additional entry. So donate more for a better chance of winning!

Entries close at 23.59 UTC on Wednesday 9th September. The draw will take place on Thursday 10th September.

Send proof of donation to:
temporaldiscounting AT gmail.com
Or discord DM (@temporal_discounting)

Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 3w ago

looks like we’re gonna live after all

Badger! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🧜🐙🦄🔪🍊@badgersknackers.bsky.social · 3w ago

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Since my birthday is at the end of the year, I went with the next one.

Underworld Selene in the Rain

ALT: Underworld Selene in the Rain

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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊@politestmenace.bsky.social · 3w ago

Without saying your age, what is your favourite movie that came out when you were 20 years old? Since my birthday is at the end of the year, I went with the next one

🧜‍♂️dee✨@mermaided.bsky.social · 3w ago

day 2 of #EdsSensualSeptember!!! today's themes are orange and pinup 🧡 #ofmd #ofmdsims #ts4 #EdTeach (+more in replies)

Never Left Podcast @neverleftpodcast.bsky.social · 3w ago

I remembered! Or at least I googled the right thing heh, the general consensus was it is based off this painting, which is why E asks S if it's a grain elevator. I don't recall if someone on set confirmed this but multiple people pointed to this painting as the origin whitney.org/collection/w...

Charles Demuth | My Egypt

My Egypt depicts a steel and concrete grain elevator belonging to John W. Eshelman & Sons in Charles Demuth’s hometown of Lancaster, Pennsylvania. Painted from a low vantage point, the structure a...

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kellykat53 🏴‍☠️❤️@kellykat53.bsky.social · 3w ago

Question for all you OFMD crew: in all the bts stuff we’ve learned over the years, do we know who is responsible for the design and/or execution of the lighthouse painting?

Close up of the lighthouse painting as Stede holds it in his lap while wearing Blackbeard’s outfit

Nyarie | #SaveOFMD 🏴‍☠️@indarltonitrust.bsky.social · 3w ago

Bringing back Terry and Kaniyia’s absolutely delightful reaction to The Chain because I need it on this Monday morning. Please rise for your national anthem. 🫡 🏴‍☠️

sailor's ruin 🏴‍☠️ 🧜‍♀️COMMS CLOSED @sailorsruin92.bsky.social · 3w ago

I'm so sorry Con 😞 HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY! I love you, my dickfuck people 💜 #ofmd #dickfuckday

Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · 3w ago

Behold, a fuckery! Draw either this Izzy or Ed (or both) badly, and post them on Tuesday with the hashtag #dickfuckday. Express yourselves! I had the idea that we could make them into a print / school style teatowel if we get enough line drawings, & maybe raise some £ for charity. Into it? Read on ⬇️

pez | leggy eggy blond 🦑🐙@petrichorca.bsky.social · 3w ago

I always look forward to #DickFuckDay

Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 3w ago

Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.

🏴‍☠️ Lee 🦇 Something Witchy @orchid-explosion.bsky.social · 3w ago

🥹 #dickfuckday

Inner Alarm @phosfate.bsky.social · 3w ago

#dickfuckday

Diary page with a two-panel comic of Izzy Hands ("It's September first.") and Ed Teach ("Dickfuck no it's not!) rendered in scrawly office markers. There's also a little sticker in one corner with Medieval art saying BEHOLD THE FIELD IN WHICH I GROW MY FUCKS. LAY THINE EYES UPON IT AND THOU SHALL SEE THAT IT IS BARREN. So, free bonus

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · 3w ago

Two [make it four] extremely different pieces of art you've made [same guy challenge] I am so unserious when it comes to 'having a style'

Blue graphic cartoon illustration of Stede Bonnet, looking over his shoulder to the right, dimples a poppin. He is framed by an oval, giving a slight cameo inspiration.

A digital oil painting of Stede standing bold and confident in front of a stone wall covered with climbing yellow roses exploding in full bloom all around him. He is wearing a crimson topcoat with highly decorative gold embroidery on the shoulders and the black lapels. His body is 3/4 turned and his black-gloved right hand rests on his cocked hip, holding the other glove. In his bare left hand he holds a bright yellow rose that looks freshly cut from the bush behind him. Stede's head is facing straight-on, his left eyebrow is arched and a playful smirk curls his lips as he holds the viewer's gaze. He looks handsome, cocky, and ready to devastate anyone who might try to tear him down.

Color cartoon sketch witg black linework of Stede Bonnet from hit television show Our Flag Means Death looking like a glowing angel in a teal suit giving the biggest puppy dog eyes you've ever seen this side of Edward Teach

A digital drawing done in a black and white charcoal style depicting a sketchy bust portrait of Stede. He is wearing a black top coat, gray vest, and a high collar white shirt with a bowtie. His expression is soft but resolute while looking at something (or someone) in the distance.

🍂 Jo (a swarm of) Bee(s) 🦇@jobeeart.bsky.social · 3w ago

Two extremely different pieces of art you’ve made (but they're both vampires)

@hideplueshi.bsky.social · 3w ago

Super quick and messy workbreak doodle in honour of #dickfuckday Gonna be honest, I sorta like this messy style, lol. #ofmd #ofmdart

Messy pencil sketch of Izzy Hands and Edward Teach from the series Our Flag means Death, with Izzy saying "it's sept. 1st, boss" and Ed replying "Dickfuck, no it's not"

Alice@thesearethekids.bsky.social · 3w ago

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · 3w ago

"Now let's do the boyfriend" -Stede Bonnet #OFMD #OFMDfanart

Digital watercolor illustration of Edward Teach in front of a waxing gibbous moon wearing the rice sack onesie and super tight cat collar from OFMD season 2 episode 5. He is holding the beast (fish) he conquered, hip cocked to one side and coyly looking up through his lashes at the viewer. The pose and overall composition is an homage to The Moon by Alphonse Mucha.

A full color digital drawing of Ed's head done in a flat graphic chibi cartoon style. His grinning face with big bambi eyes is surrounded by pink hearts, yellow stars, and purple swirls

Full color digital sketch in a cartoon style of s2e2 Ed Teach being a certified babygirl. His long salt and pepper hair is pulled up in a messy bun, slut strands artfully “escaping”. He’s looking back over his right shoulder, smiling coquettishly at the viewer with literal hearts in his eyes while he twirls a tendril of hair around his index finger. He’s never done a thing wrong in his life.

GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨@gaywatson.bsky.social · 3w ago

Two [make it four] extremely different pieces of art you've made [same guy challenge] I am so unserious when it comes to 'having a style'

em ✨🏴‍☠️@emcolbs.bsky.social · 3w ago

mom said it’s my turn on the gentlebeard calendar

em ✨🏴‍☠️@emcolbs.bsky.social · 7mo ago

my @gbcalendar.bsky.social art for september 💖 #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart

a bird’s eye view of s1 ed and stede stargazing on the main mast top after the lighthouse fuckery. ed is pointing up at the sky and stede is enthusiastically listening. they’re still dressed in each other’s clothes.

A.K | give Taika his Ed back! 🏴‍☠️@agaywithcoffee.bsky.social · 3w ago

Happy day 1 of #edssensualseptember!!! @edsensualseptember.bsky.social Red + burlesque + silk (it was meant to be lace but sshhh I won't tell if u won't)

A greyscale digital drawing of Ed lounging back on a long curved cough. We're seeing him almost overhead and his feet are closest to the bottom. He's holding a long cigarette very sexily in his right hand that's on the arm of the chair. His left arm is resting on the back of the hair propping up his head. His legs are crossed, the right on the top of the chair and his left on the arm of the chair, he's wearing red stilettos. He's wearing a flowy silt dark red strapless dress that has a v at the front.

sarah 🐶🦴@anathxmadevice.bsky.social · 3w ago

okay i have sampled two CLASSICS of the primary school tea towel genre: 1) head with arms and legs sticking out of it 2) 80s power dressing shoulder pads and enormous ringlet curls enjoy 🙏 #DickfuckDay