mike elias complete the cycle and bring back pedro severino
Pedro Severino Superfan (Orioles 54-58)
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Baltimore --> Philadelphia Florida State / Let’s Go O’s America's #3152057841 law boi
gonna need to grab that pc copy of cfb27 for modding
EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
happy peak tomato season to all who observe (bread room > middle child)
bluesky: the talkin bout the noles app (life ruined year round by guys named “mike”)
There isn't much of a CFB scene here, from what I can tell (which makes sense given the sport's popularity in southern and rural parts of the country)
@ mike elias i am calling my personal attorney (the lawyer’s lawyer)
i do years of shitposting (legitimate criticism) on this subject and he just come out and admit it ?
the eternal recurrence but it is mike elias tank / half-ass rebuild cycle
"It is an incredibly emotional moment to have [this particular asset] depart the organization this way." Elias said [the asset] embraced the challenge of being [our #1 asset in which much liquidity could be invested] in 2019. "This is an unfortunate reality of the business."
Mike Elias, in an opening statement, thanks Adley Rutschman. "It is an incredibly emotional moment to have Adley depart the organization this way." Elias said Rutschman embraced the challenge of being the first pick in 2019. "This is an unfortunate reality of the business."
mike elias at the deadline is probably some of the worst stuff a yale guy has ever do- wait, wait, my sources are telling me there are other rotten yale guys
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST DEADLINE PASS AND I CRASH OUT
MAKIN MY WAY DOWNTOWN WALKING FAST DEADLINE PASS AND I CRASH OUT
i will buy elias a copy of OOTP Baseball so he can do this!
I still believe that Mike Elias wants to win while being clever. He'd rather let someone walk than make a bad signing. To him the fun isn't winning, it's trying to outsmart everyone else. I can't think of any other reason they wouldn't have spent their owner's money
i'm going to visit the North Ave mcdonalds and buy all of the hamburgers they have, create a rolling hamster globe out of the hamburgers, then roll my hamburger sphere directly into the the lion enclosure of the Baltimore Zoo (Orioles not doing well)
i'm going to pull a lime scooter from the bottom of the inner harbor, restore it to working condition, and ride it straight into the shark enclosure of the National Aquarium (Orioles punt lineup did not result in victory)
i'm going to pull a lime scooter from the bottom of the inner harbor, restore it to working condition, and ride it straight into the shark enclosure of the National Aquarium (Orioles punt lineup did not result in victory)
i’m going to try to bite moving cars on pratt street (dean kremer concern edition)
getting the inner harbor pirate party boat to shoot actual cannonballs at me while i sit on a water taxi next to eric costello (who is calling my mother to complain about me)
Trevor Rogers, with an illness, becomes latest Orioles starter to hit injured list www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...
mike elias favorite videogame is turbotax 2002 #mikeliasfacts
mike elias apologize
the eternal recurrence but it is mike elias tank / half-ass rebuild cycle
mike elias saying let’s run 2019-2021 back?
mike elias saying let’s run 2019-2021 back?
i happen to think that “you fucks” are true orioles fans (laudatory)
oh hey just checked in on the orioles ah heck
listening to a sinclair broadcasting failson talk loudly about restaurant design through bone conduction headphones that i cannot remove while strapped to the hull of the USS Torsk as it submerges and resurfaces from the zesty waters of the inner harbor over and over again (orioles)
thinking about doing a crashout post (orioles)
thinking about doing a crashout post (orioles)
another awesome at bat hell yeah
i can’t go into the office on monday if the orioles lose this one smh
he simply cannot bear to watch orioles phillies
tonight's orioles' listening will begin with aaron copland 💆♂️