( sans seems a little off today. he looks... different. something is definitely wrong. but what could it be? maybe you should try to approach him, see what's up. ) ( approach? ) *( YES ) *( NO )
" that isn't the only pun, don't worry. my *punny* puns aren't *bonely* at all, so why don't you *rib* me on, bro ? "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑇 𝑃𝐴𝑃𝑌𝑅𝑈𝑆@thegreatpapyrus.bsky.social · 2y ago“ NOT IT DIDN’T SANS AND THAT PUN WAS POORLY SET UP!!! GAAAH !! “
" i dunno, did it not tickle your *funny bone*? "
ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝑇𝐻𝐸 𝐺𝑅𝐸𝐴𝑇 𝑃𝐴𝑃𝑌𝑅𝑈𝑆@thegreatpapyrus.bsky.social · 2y ago“ WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED … “
“ sorry i haven’t been keeping up here as of lately. just a lil’ busy napping, is all. “
“ …i guess. “ [ He got up and trotted off to the room with the 6 human souls, dragging his feet along the way. ]
“ suit yourself. “ [ Another sharp bone pierces through their feet, glueing them in place. ] “ cuz i’m really not gonna hold back, kiddo. “ [ He summons a Gaster Blaster, aimed right for them. ]
“ would that even produce enough determination? their determination is unlike anything i’ve ever seen, and quite frankly? i’m not sure we can reach that level. “
“ even with all the damn prep time in the world, we can’t prevent that maniac from what they do. they could have 1 hp and still make it through alive. “ [ sans just put his hoodie over his head and sat down as he buried his face into his arms, leaning on his knees. ] “ there’s just no point. “
“ why does it have to be me? why can’t someone else be just as aware of this situation as i am?? is there literally anyone else in the underground who’s aware of resets, timeline skips, whatever??? “
“ can’t you do anything? why’s it always gotta be me? i’m just one guy, there’s only so much i can do. it’s not like i’m the chosen one or anything. “
“ even *if* i try that… they always win. no matter what i try, they’re always right there to be one step ahead. “
“ yo, kiddo. do you think you could stop the kid from… y’know… ripping me to shreds? “
🞱 𝖥𝖨𝖱𝖲𝖳 𝖥𝖠𝖫𝖫𝖤𝖭 .@fallenorigin.bsky.social · 2y ago⠀ It's time to move. ⠀
“ oh good! you wouldn’t mind if i did this then, right? “ [ He knew it hurt like hell, so he drove it in deeper, not caring for any injuries he was causing to the interior structure of the human. ]
[ He tilted slightly to the left, dodging the attack as he jabbed a sharp bone in their side. ] “ oof, almost had me there kiddo. “
" thanks, kiddo. " [ His sadness in his faces glowed as he knew he'd most likely not come back, at least not in this timeline. ]
Aѕяιєℓ Dяєємυяя@h0pesanddr3ams.bsky.social · 2y ago*"I...understand.." *he backs down, understanding this seems like something sans needs to do. Especially with that expression on his face.
" just... stay home kid. please. i don't care if you have all the souls in the world, you honestly need to stay and hide, just so you don't get hurt. " [ He looked quite serious. Maybe Asriel should listen to him. ]
Aѕяιєℓ Dяєємυяя@h0pesanddr3ams.bsky.social · 2y ago*"if I have to, I'll go get the souls. I don't want anyone getting hurt after what I did back then." *he looks determined, if anyone does get hurt, he's willing to go the extra mile to protect them *"whatever it takes."
" well kiddo, truth be told, i don't think i want you dealing with a threat like this. in fact, i might not come back. " " just, don't wait up for me, kiddo. "
Aѕяιєℓ Dяєємυяя@h0pesanddr3ams.bsky.social · 2y ago*he couldn't help but chuckle from that crappy joke. *"just, let me know if you need help is all."
" while that does sound like a great job, i've already got my hands filled with my job as guard, with my bro. " " so, see ya. "
" that'd be better than what i'm doin' right now, kiddo. but i do miss your mother, she's a *punny* lady. "
Aѕяιєℓ Dяєємυяя@h0pesanddr3ams.bsky.social · 2y ago*"if you say so, just...be careful alright. You know what mom would do if you get your butt kicked, bonehead."
" ehh, nah. not an energy drink guy. more of a *get enough sleep* guy. " " as for the fight? this kid'll get what's coming to them. "
Aѕяιєℓ Dяєємυяя@h0pesanddr3ams.bsky.social · 2y ago*"I just get out of bed and wake up to sans getting into a fight? Jeez. @bagob0nes.bsky.social Do you need an energy drink?"
" work? ehhh, to lazy to. infact, it's time for my break now. i'm headed to grillby's. "
" my my, what a *punny* guy! alright, you've tickled my *funny bone*, waddaya want with a *bag-o-bones* such as myself? "
" *tibia* honest, i think you can stand them. i'd *rib* you on if i had the *backbone* to do it. " [ Someone stop them, please. ]
" killing really ain't my whole shtick. despite what humans have done to us, i don't really feel like putting in all that effort into killing someone i don't even know. besides, i don't really got the "muscle" to do it. " " but, thanks for finding me... interesting? i guess? "
