Bakers Old Treehouse
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Every time you see a shopping cart with a wobbly wheel think of me.
#WhenIEnterAParty it's usually to deliver the pizza.
While in Africa I went to a pride parade and was eaten by lions.
Why are there so few good science fiction movies?
Tonight I had beer, samosas, fried chicken, all while watching Project Hail Mary and I only enjoyed the beer.
George Costanza's Bye Bye Felicia Moment
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Nope, I bailed out of Project Hail Mary at 1hr 30 mins, couldn’t do it.
Project Hail Mary Title Of The Film
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I’m 1hr 15mins into Project Hail Mary and by fuck it’s boring.
I can say with 100% certainty that there is no rich relative #HiddenInMyFamilyTree , every single one of them was as broke as I am ☹️
#HiddenInMyFamilyTree was Grandpa Victor. I never met him but I think he must have broke the law and been executed because my Gran always said he was well hung.
La Guarimba Film Festival: Symbolic Noose
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Downplay a book or movie: The Ten Condiments
Moses: The Ten Commandments
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Downplay a book or movie: The Hat on the Cat.
Downplay a book or movie: Charlie and the Chocolate Bar
My wife said #PamperMeWith champagne and foot rubs so I did.
#INeverPlannedOn living forever but so far so good.
Fingers Crossed
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Do you ever read a great post and you are about to hit like when you see it already had 2.5k likes and think to yourself nah, they've got enough already?
Game.Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and surname composing an Indian Food Percy Poppadom
Game.Repost and add your contribution. Make up the name of a rock star using a quintessentially English forename and surname composing an Indian Food Rupert Naan
#IfICouldHaveSuperPowers I think I’d ask for the ability to fight wasps and hornets instead of waving my arms wildly and screaming like a lady.
Floyd Mayweather: Wasp Fight Boxing Training
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Out of all the hundreds of thousands of stones I passed by on my walk today I chose this one to be famous.
#MyAugust2026Plans Similar to Julys plans but with less clothing and more sweat.
But it wasn't until the mid-70s that the fucking bunnies were added to Batman—first in Holly's 🧠—then almost a decade ago, 👩🔬 gave Holly the technology to—so easy, mostly—add them to any image or GIF!—👩🤗👩🔬🤗 🦇🖥️—👩🔬:and it's COBOL, but Batman and the "boy wonder" punched cards that I never did!
Will Harris@willharrisinva.bsky.social · 6d ago60 years ago today, BATMAN was released in theaters, and not only is one of the great underrated comedies of the '60s, but when it comes to delivering the message "some days you just can't get rid of a bomb," it's second to nun.
When I was younger I always thought that if I won the lottery I’d buy the big house, the supercar, the big boat etc. Now all I’d buy is peace and quiet. A house far enough away from people that I could just sit and breath and take in nature.
I've had this battle many times over. Even grown up, she still loved stealing the toilet paper. EVEN while I was using it! Stealing it right out of my hand! Why? Who fucking knows? What was the attraction? I dunno. Unrolling it from the roll did something for her and I don't know what.
