BalloonBoyUK

@balloonboyuk.bsky.social

South-East UK, Autistic male, single, heterosexual, middle-aged, Black, PhD student, loves World Cinema and Balloons!

So SNL: UK is premiering as I speak tonight, started off with a dire political opening sketch, but it’s very quickly redeemed itself with a wonderful opening with Tina Fey (and surprise guests), and a hilariously filthy faux ad for skin cream. My hopes for it have dramatically increased! 👍

So Trump bombs Iran… He’s just a warmongering bastard, with an itchy trigger finger, who is simply looking for any excuse to murder black-and-brown-skinned people who sound “foreign” to him. This is all this is! He’s a bored little racist who enjoys killing people he doesn’t personally like! 🤦‍♂️

2/2: No, it’s all me, me, me, wah, wah, wah!!! 🤦‍♂️ 🤣 🙄 What a fucking whiney little cuntflap! How can you tolerate this degenerate orange douchecanoe, America? He shames your nation and he shames your people! 🤮

1/2 Trump’s being a whiny fucking dickhead, in his latest, rambling, incoherent word-salad of a Press Statement about Tariffs, which the Supreme Court has (presumably) shot down as being illegal. What a shame the Tangerine Tampon can’t accept a legal decision with dignity! (Cont…)

Jesus fucking Christ, America. How much lower are you wanting to sink?! Today an ICE agent appears to murder a man who is being thoroughly beaten-up by several other ICE agents, and is then murdered for not complying. You’ve officially reached peak-Fascism! Congratulations! Mob rule has now won! 🤦‍♂️

If anyone wants to see how Dementia affects a human being in real-time, just switch on your news channel, and watch Donald Trump ramble through a litany of completely and demonstrably provable bullshit right now! Everything he says, is a fucking lie! Every. Single. Fucking. Word!

Anyone else watching the Trump word salad press conference, and thinking his “One Year Anniversary Dossier” supposedly containing lists of 10,000 of “worst of worst” (sic) is just printed pages of random bullshit that will contain not a single ounce of truth in it?! Someone terminate Trump ASAP!!

Trump is a megalomaniac, and his constant bleatings that he “wants” / “deserves” / “needs” Greenland, are the rantings of a real whackjob! The world needs to put us out of our misery, and terminate Trump! He’s a literal Hitler, and the world doesn’t want him!

For the love of God, Planet Earth, and the entire World’s sanity, can someone, anyone, please remove Trump from the entire face of the planet, before he does any more damage to it?! Please?! 🤷‍♂️ He is an unhinged dicktator, and I am fucking sick of his bullying antics! 😡

Is anyone else sick to death of fucking Trump?! 🤷‍♂️ All he does is meddle in other nation’s affairs, like the bullying shit he is, and causing problems everywhere he goes, and in everything he does. It’s just “Do as I say, or I’ll go to war with you”! 🤬 What a cretinous thug turd he is! 😩

I cannot believe what I’m seeing at today’s White House Press Conference with JD Vance! What a fucking idiot and a hypocrite! He has brass nuts to dare lecture Americans about not pre-judging people, and then immediately pre-judges people! He’s such a dick! Fuck ICE!!! 🤬

Is anyone else baffled at how Trump can send US soldiers into Venezuela, scoop-up that country’s leader and First Lady; then escape them to the US, and have them put on trial on flimsy drugs charges?! If the US can do that, why can’t other nations enter America, scoop-up Trump, and prosecute him?!

When Trump finally snuffs-it - when and however they might be - I want someone to publish The Trump Bible: a complete written document of every batshit thing he’s said, Tweeted, or spoken of, in chronological order, with all the unredacted flubs, errors and fuck-ups included!

Today’s DAILY MAIL (3rd July 2025) is an absolute fucking disgrace! 🤬 Never have I seen a bigger, more disgusting and more offensively callous and cruel attack on a female politician, absolutely dripping with vitriol, bullying, and misogyny! Anyone who finds this funny, should be ashamed! 👎👎👎

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It was my birthday yesterday - 13th April. I treated myself to this delightfully lovely balloon! 😍 It’s 5ft tall and 4.5ft wide! This thing is huge, and comes in two colours: deep pink and red. I got one of each! (Only the deep pink one is shown in the photo.)

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America: Wake the fuck up! The Tangerine Tampon doesn’t give a fuck about you! Get rid of him, his presidency, his team, and stop buying American products! Teach him a lesson that you will NOT tolerate his shit any longer!

With further apologies to Dr Seuss… I DO NOT LIKE THAT WEIRDO MUSK. I DO NOT LIKE HIM IN THE GOVERNMENT I DO NOT LIKE HIM NOW OR THEN I DO NOT LIKE THIS BASTARD SPACE KAREN. I DO NOT LIKE THAT ABSURDLY RICH OLD MAN I DO NOT WANT HIM AROUND AGAIN! 2/2

With apologies to Dr Seuss… I DO NOT LIKE THAT MAN DONALD TRUMP. I DO NOT LIKE HIM WITH HIS WIFELY LUMP. I DO NOT LIKE HIM HERE OR THERE. I DO NOT LIKE HIM ANYWHERE. I DO NOT LIKE THAT ORANGE MAN I DO NOT LIKE HIM AS PRESIDENT OF UNCLE SAM. 1/2

I’d really like the police to bring Gene Hackman, his wife, and their dog back to life, and swap them for the cold, dead corpses of Trump, Vance, and Musk, then no one would care if the latter had died under mysterious circumstances.