“Lemme guess, he’s gonna play the “pesky plumbers” card for what got him in this predicament, isn’t he?” Happy 8-4 Day! 🍄
BalloonedBird 🔞
@balloonedbird.bsky.social
M21 || 🇺🇸 || 🐦⬛ https://www.furaffinity.net/user/balloonedbird/ 🔞 MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED. 🔞
“I don’t understand… James Coco went mad in 15 minutes!”
“Who knew security systems could be so hot sometimes?!”
“The good news is that the deserted island you’re stuck on does have food on it! The even better news is that it’ll help you be found!”
“I can’t believe this fatass has the gall to think that he can just slide through any tight spaces like butter….
“It’s a goofy novelty item, sure. But damn, is it fun to drink hundreds of cans of soda out of!”
“Who’s the ballooned one now?!” A big ol’ birthday blimp for @asbigasawhale.bsky.social, happy birthday, my friend! 🐳
I want to quickly take the time to say thank you to everyone following me for 1500 followers here on Bluesky! I can’t express how grateful I am for those who share my fondness of big fat inflated bird men, and those who take the time to comment such kind words in the replies about it! Thank you! 💜🐦⬛
“So… is his body getting tanner… or is his body getting tauter?” Here’s something to kick off Shark Week 2026! 🦈
“The king of all salmonids… yet a bit of air inside him is too tough to tame for even a big beast!”
“Butt so big, it elevates you up from your belly!”
Hey all, sorry for being AWOL, but I’m currently away on a short break, so I’m unable to draw much, I hopefully will be back around next Wednesday, stay safe everyone! ❤️
“Normally, characters get turned into marketable plushies. Tuba on the other hand… gets turned into 90s promotional clipart for PowerPoint presentations.”
“It’s been a while since he’s done it, but Tuba still digs being in a big swollen suit of lustful latex love…”
“He’s got a whole ocean’s worth of water from that faucet!” @asbigasawhale.bsky.social wanted a turn on the faucet, drink up! 🎶🐳
“Crow bros gotta keep each other aware to stay hydrated, by any means necessary!”
“The bigger he gets, the greater his chances of getting popped by a swordfish becomes…”
“Just inserting a water hose up his ass makes for one wide waterbed!”
“His stomach gets so much of the fun, why not overinflate ALL of his limbs?”
“The difference between Tuba and floating up to space is this tarp right here…”
“When he pops, I’m sure it’ll be as loud as 250dB…” Happy Independence Day! 🇺🇸 Featuring @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Wingspan! (And for my non-Americans, I wish you have a lovely day regardless!)
“Yeah, he’s not even trying to cover up the fact he’s a huge fatass anymore…” Something for National Bald Eagle Day! (June 20th) 🦅
“As big as Jupiter, and much more juicy than it too!”
“Nothing like a good waddle after closing out another entire buffet’s supply!” A commission of @barentoko.bsky.social‘s Toko! Thank you for your support!
“Why does the Great Fox have a juicer room? And better yet, why do they still have those blueberry sodas in the break room?”
“He’s putting the fat guy on the beach with ice cream to shame!” Happy 6/26 Day! 🌺🤙
“He’s not afraid of the cuddling, he’s more afraid of those sharp claws of his…” Featuring @asbigasawhale.bsky.social’s Biggie!