*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @bratprincelestat.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @janeonstilts.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

*She flicks her wrist to the side as an arrow appears into the palm of her hand. Bringing the arrow to her mouth, she licks the tip of the arrow before slamming it into @daringmatriarch.bsky.social’s left ass cheek. #Cupid

Two more days and your hearts are mine. #Cupid

*A grin spreads across her face* and what does one’s heart desire?

Lestat de Lioncourt@bratprincelestat.bsky.social · 2y ago

“Now why would I hide from finding my heart’s desire?”

You can run, but you cannot hide. #Cupid

I am craving something. And I don’t know what. It’s incredibly frustrating.

Humming to herself, she drags the human male by his leg and makes her way to her bathing chambers. His head slams against the side of the wall as she passes the corner.

That brought me great joy.

Anything can be turned into a weapon when in the wrong hands. *She waves the banana before chucking it at Poseidons face*

We often find inspiration in the smallest of things.

Who am I? I am no one. *She grins* just a hungry innocent woman.

Dennis Reynolds (Parody)@dennis-golden-god.bsky.social · 2y ago

And who are you?

Hi my name is Eros and I can wipe my own ass. Follow at your own risk. #Cupid

SL Part One Regenerate The sound of water echos through the atmosphere as it moves down the bars of her cage and into the collection of water gathered at the floor. Her arms curl around her legs as she moves her knees closer to her chest. (1)

It’s about to get dark in here. #Cupid

Only if I can get him into the bathtub

Lmao

Dennis Reynolds (Parody)@dennis-golden-god.bsky.social · 2y ago

I meant like Thor being royal, I’m not trying to be gross. *he frowns and folds his arms*

Being able to unplug from technology while on vacation was the best decision I’ve made. But now I’m back. What have I missed?

*She steps away* I don’t need any golden showers.

Dennis Reynolds (Parody)@dennis-golden-god.bsky.social · 2y ago

I am Dennis Reynolds, the golden god. *he stood up taller to look more noble*

*She raises a brow* oh? And who are you ?

Dennis Reynolds (Parody)@dennis-golden-god.bsky.social · 2y ago

I am a god, and watch out for the clothes, I’m trying to keep them nice. *he shields his face with an arm*

*She smacks him with the roach spray* ewwwww

Dennis Reynolds (Parody)@dennis-golden-god.bsky.social · 2y ago

Your domain? I go where I want.

*Sprays Raid on the humans* ….they must be punished for entering my domain

The warmest wishes this holiday season to each of you. #Cupid

Lmao I always forget to eat.

Morpheus@pureimxgination.bsky.social · 2y ago

[ghxst] Same but I'm also both cause I may forget to feed myself but I make damn sure those I care about are fed 😤😤

//I don’t cook. I’m the friend people send food home with because they want to make sure I’m eating lmao. I’ve been sent home with food for the same reason the past two weekends now.

Did you want to shave his beard? I’ll grab the clippers

Thor Odinson (PARODY)@theruneking.bsky.social · 2y ago

"By Odins Beard!... Oh hello!" He waves to Eros

Would you like to fall before me? *She flutters her eyes at him*

Tell that to the intense pain and bloating

*She raises a brow as her fists rest on her hips* oh someone is sassy today

Such compliments. Truly

Hades@ruleroftartarus.bsky.social · 2y ago

She is a nuisance to society