Dammit these allegations against Jared Leto are going to ruin the Tron franchise. And you can forget about a sequel to Morbius!
Asked the librarian if they have picture books for adults with comments too many times so now they're binding printed out Instagram posts into a book just to have something to hit me with if I ask again
ℹ️ Consider holstering your weapon to avoid drawing attention to yourself
What are you saving daylight for? You can't take it with you
You've been going to the bathroom a lot do you have cyclosporiasis? No, worse, I have freakin' Venom
The poop parasite has made it to SF and let me tell 'ya I miss the days when the only parasite around here was freakin' Venom
Does anyone want any toast?
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Sara Ghaleb@saraghaleb.bsky.social · 2w agoThe thing with “is ai conscious?/will it become conscious?” Is there is zero practical or business incentive to build a tool that has opinions. Would you buy a toaster that is capable of resenting you? Or a TV that won’t put on the show you want because “it’s boring”? What’s the market??
I'm a peasant meant to die in my 40s. I should be allowed to retire and collect social security now
Everything bad happening in video games is my fault. I didn't buy or play Fallout 4
Nooo babe I love that your IMAX is 70mm. That's the perfect size
When you fall in love with the computer that's called caching feelings
They killed Lindsey Graham to harvest enough demon energy to keep McConnell alive long enough for him to see Trump beat him to hell
Avon Barkesdale (pissed): Are you talking about a fucking do-over? 🤬 Donald Trump (pleased): Are you talking about a fucking do-over? 🤗
Showed my friend's kids (12B and 10G) Independence Day today and they couldn't believe it was 30 years old. The girl said it's older than her teacher who was born in the 2000s
Can you believe Trump's administration is full of flunky morons when even "dummy" George W. Bush was able to flawlessly pull off an inside job on 9/11?
I got my dog over her fear of fireworks by letting her set some off. Now every time we drive by a fireworks stand she grabs the wheel to make me pull over. Her demands for increasingly powerful 'works are concerning but I can't say no to my baby 😔
Look at how Newsweek describes AI slop. I'm glad it didn't get built; it looks like shit
They should do a Minions / Dune crossover movie. Let me see a minion riding Shai-Hulud
They canceled the Blade movie, they're canceling the Blade video game. Anyone else feel like these companies are run by a bunch of suckheads? You know who could deal with them? Ah, well
If they make another Godfather movie should they title it Grandgodfather or Godgrandfather?
Code switching after asking the dog sitter to "put the dog on the phone please"
A man in a bear costume takes part in an emergency-response drill simulating a bear intrusion in Yaita, Tochigi Prefecture, Japan, June 17, 2026.
Milk and fudge makes sense since you can use milk to make fudge but how did your family get into the lemonade business?
The papercuts on set must have been crazy. I bet the medics have a few stories
Sucks how you can either have time (unemployed) or money (employed) but rarely both at the same time
There were some vegans at Union Square making good points about how I'm a hypocrite for eating meat but they were nice about it. Imagine a kind gentle voice calling you a hypocrite and defeatist for not ending animal suffering. That was the vibe
Anyone else feel like it's getting harder to win stupid prizes, no matter how stupid the game is?
By mid-June it's equally ridiculous to put away the Christmas tree as it is to leave it up for three more months until it's acceptable to have an Xmas tree up again