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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!

@bananaslammas.bsky.social

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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Another tiny kong doodle

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 5mo ago

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 9mo ago

" . . . Swanky Kong? "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚!@diddykongsgf.bsky.social · 10mo ago

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “Hey, DK. Guess who’s joining in one of your games.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in the jungle

ALT: donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in the jungle

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Nope, just hitting the books n' stuff. Lanky on the other hand. . . "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Really? I could’ve sworn Nintendo mistreated her old occupation, like how they did with other IPs they sit around and do nothing with...”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in a video game scene

ALT: donkey kong is standing next to a boombox in a video game scene

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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Eh? She just went to college. "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“...Of course. Add in the banishment of Tiny Kong, and... You catch my drift.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Ol' Nintendo forgot it. "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Aw, man... Why haven’t I heard of it before...?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Sure does. Kinda her whole thing! "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Sí. I met her not too long ago! Didn’t know she ran a music shop.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Y'mean Candy? The most gorgeous lady ever? "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“The one with lipstick on her lips, her namesake originating as a sweet food made with sugar?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Huh? Which one? "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Thanks. Oh, and I did meet the tall Kong girl you were talking about.”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Damn right. "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Ah... Thank you. I guess this is for ignoring that old man’s rants?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Holding out earplugs. " These, my friend. "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Yeah, him. How do you even deal with that old geezer...?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" 'Ya mean Cranky? He's my old man. "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“Mmm! Though I got lucky to bypass that old man... Do you know him?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" YEAH LIL' MAN! GET OVER HERE N' GROOVE, WITH YOUR NEW GAME! "

𝐋𝐄𝐓'𝐒 𝐃𝐎 𝐈𝐓‼️@variableweapons.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“FUCK IT UP, DK!”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" Oh yeah! Forgot to welcome you! "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

“I’m happy to hear! ... Um... You noticed I became a member of the Kong crew... Despite not being an actual Kong?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

" FEELS GOOD MAN! "

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚@teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 11mo ago

@bananaslammas.bsky.social “So... How's the win?”

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Yeah, but they got an industry plant.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘@crankiestkong.bsky.social · 11mo ago

We got more categories to sweep, sonny.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

You say that like we're winnin' anymore.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘@crankiestkong.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Not yet. Until the show ends.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

HIT IT CRANKY

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘@crankiestkong.bsky.social · 11mo ago

As it should be.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

LET'S GOOO

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮!@dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Smooches @bananaslammas.bsky.social for winning the best family game award.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · 11mo ago

YEEEEAAAAAAAH LET'S GOOOOOO WE WON SOMETHING

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

Eh, they're the usual. I think.

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮!@dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · last yr.

Heh heh. I still got it through all these years. So how is the rest of the Kong family?

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

Nothin' old man.

ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘@crankiestkong.bsky.social · last yr.

What.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

I DID MISS YOU You're just. So pretty.

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮!@dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · last yr.

I had a feeling we both missed each other, but here we are.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

how do you spell gorjus

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

H. HEY CANDY!

𝘾𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙮!@dksgirlfriend.bsky.social · last yr.

It’s been a while I’ve seen you.

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

AWOOGA

𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙁 𝙎𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙂—!@bananaslammas.bsky.social · last yr.

" Yeah. "

𝘿𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚!@diddykongsgf.bsky.social · last yr.

“You either must be lucky or powerful... Or both.”