Dr Bandon Decker

@bandondecker.com

Former astronomer (ex-tronomer) who mostly posts about baseball, cricket, and some other sport. Trying to be better about writing about statistics and doing good science with them.

The five Simpson's lines I've uttered most off the top of my head: 1. It's what smart managers do to win ballgames 2. Bacon up that sausage, boy 3. So what you're saying is, I'm indestructible 4. She's hidden diamonds everywhere, even on the soles of her shoes 5. Well, I'll be quirky...

Eddie Robson@eddierobson.bsky.social · 2d ago

The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: 1. And that little boy, who nobody liked, grew up to be... 2. Ah Lisa, that's just a load of rich creamery butter 3. Oh, I'm not a doctor 4. I needed those. I really did 5. He wore sneakers! For... sneaking!

The rule about the lights is so stupid. I get the intent, but just put it in the umpire's hands so that the actual amount of light is the same for both teams. We don't refuse to put the drying compound down in the bottom of the inning. #Royals