Poor thing... he doesn't even know.

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 2w ago

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!

Take a nice, long look in the mirror, man. The hairs are already thinning.

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 2w ago

MY WHAT?

Here's to Mr. Spamton! And his future baldspot!

ACE OF PENTACLES@bigshotautomobiles.bsky.social · 2w ago

Spamton Saturday.

Just what would you do if your mother died? / Before or after I stopped laughing?

“ Heh. You /do/ have a killer view. ” Dante reaches up, brushing his hand against the side of Asriel's face. “ Buut, 'unno about luckiest. I'd argue the guy /under/ the hot nerd is luckier! ”

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* Asriel huffs, chuckling quietly. * He was definitely enjoying the subversion. * “Y- yeah... worth it, though. Cool nickname, cool guy pinned beneath me...” * “Feel like the luckiest monster in the world right now.” * He props himself up on an elbow, brushing Dante's bangs out of the way.

Dante sprawls our beneath him, his jacket somehow slipping off one shoulder. He can't help but shutter as he feels Asriel's breath against his skin. “ .. Well, Azzy Dreams... To the winner goes the spoils! ” He laughs a little, his eyes half-liddedly staring up at Asriel.

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* Asriel lets out a grunt, chuckling as he incidentally pins Dante beneath him... * Only to realize the situation they were in so suddenly. * “Hah, guess I win.” * He chuckles, a bit more weakly this time... * A faint blush painting his cheeks. * “...I remember this happening differently”

i'm right where i wanna be dawg no one save me

Dante strains himself in an attempt to regain their stalemate..! “ When did you get so assertive! ” As soon as their noses touch, an idea crosses Dante's mind. Sure, he hates losing, but... A smirk crosses his face once more as he–... let's go. Allowing all of Asriel's momentum to send +

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* That got a glint from his eyes, pushing just a little more downward, trying to get Dante's knees to buckle now that the odds were in his favor. * “I /do/, but I can't deny I've been curious for a change of pace!” * Noses touch. Boop! * Still not giving up just because of that, though!

“ But you like when I get one over on you! Like /THIS/! ” With all the strength he can muster, he full forces pushes against Asriel! .... .... It wasn't very effective. In fact, it was so ineffective, it caused Dante's own foothold to slip from under himself. ( 💭 ... I'm so boned, man. )

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* “Can do that whenever. This is- now-” * He continues pushing against Dante, but it's evident he's a little flustered with the situation. * “Besides, you can't- /always/ get one over on me! Gotta even the score /somehow/!”

“ Aww~ Azzy, if you wanted– ” Dante grunts as his foothold is pushed back! Still, he remains steady. Digging his heels into the ground. “ –to hold hands, you just had to ask! ”

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* His head lowers further, meeting Dante's antlers with a little grunt, teeth bared in a mix between a grin and a grimace. * Hands lock with the other's as he starts pushing a little. * “Bring it, buck! They called us Boss Monsters throughout history for a- /reason/!”

“ Show me what you got, goatboy! ” Dante's eyes narrow, honing in on Asriel's horns when–... in a flash, he surges forward! Antlers primed to lock. As he approaches, however, he's quickly reminded of the size differential between them... It's too late to back down now!

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* “Oh, you're on.” * He'd better not win with that wager up, otherwise, he'll never let Dante live it down. * Nobody calls him that. /Nobody/. * “Antlers vs Horns it is, then.” * Lowering his head a bit, eyes locked on Dante's.

||; Mr. "The Demiurge" talking real loud about ridiculous nicknames

“ That's the entire appeal, yeah? The risk just makes me want it more. ” Kicking up dirt behind himself. His gaze remains fixated on Asriel, never faltering. “ Heh.. how about a little wager, Azzy! If you come out on top, maaaaybe I'll start using that ridiculous nickname! ”

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* Blinking a few times?? Before removing his glasses, folding them up into a little carrying case. * “We're not getting out of this unscathed, just so you know.” * “Azzy Dreams guarantee.” * Nobody calls him that even still-

“ Snrk... Azzy Dreams? Is that what we're calling you now? ” Dante smirks, a wild look in his eye. He bows slightly, brandishing his antlers. “ Cmon, Dreamy... You've been waiting, yeah? ”

—𝐀𝐒𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐋 (road trippin')@azzyboy0915.bsky.social · 2w ago

* “...still haven't locked horns with someone yet.” * “Life hates Azzy Dreams.” * Nobody calls him that-

Aren't you tired of fighting? Let me help you.

[ His chest feels tight. It always does, really. Dante reels forward, grasping onto his chest. He can't breathe. why can't he breathe? He– he doesn't even NEED to breathe! ] Ghhk–... [ Things have been GOOD. Why NOW? A wild mix of emotions flood his mind. ]

Yaaaa – wwn...

How I Defeated Fascism With the Power of Love Chapter 1: The Power of Love The first step in my journey was realizing that it is impossible to defeat fascism with the power of love. Chapter 2: The Power of Incredible Violence

I did a good thing today

Excuse me sir

ALT: Excuse me sir

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“ You gotta show em JUST how brave you can be! I heard they called you a smallfry, too... ” He places a hand over his mouth, shaking his head. “ Those awful, awful bullies... ”

—𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈!!@daidaipunchycutie.bsky.social · 3w ago

* “WHAT?!” * She looks shocked for a moment, before stomping her foot, punching her gloved knuckles together. * “Grrrr... they're not gonna lay a FINGER on big sis! Not unless they get through /ME/! I'll beat those bad guys before she even has to try!” * Oh, dear. She really is clueless...

||; i hope you guys like dante i'm still feeling his character out as i write him 🫡

i'm awesome at this don't even worry

“ You know... I heard those hooligans are after your big sis! can't let that happen, right? ” Dante feigns a tremble, a faux shake in his boot. “ A warrior of justice... can't let that happen, right?! ”

—𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈!!@daidaipunchycutie.bsky.social · 3w ago

* “Exactly!” * Posing proudly, somehow making a peace sign with a gloved hand, while the other rests on her hip. * “I'm a warrior of justice! Just like big sis!” * “I /have/ to live up to her expectations and be brave..!”

“ A magical girl?! Those are like–.. the strongest of all, yeah? ” This kid–.. is SO cute. “ A real hero uses their strength to fight AGAINST bullies and villains, don't they! ”

—𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈!!@daidaipunchycutie.bsky.social · 3w ago

* “Exactly! I'm a cool kid! I'm tough! And I /DON'T/ use my strength to be a bully!” * Huffy! * “My older sister is a magical girl, you know... of course I have to practice beating up the bad guys like her!”

Awww so cutes!

“ ... Right, right, right... my bad! ” * 🦌 Dante's Idea. “ Shoulda known better, honestly... a cool kid like you? No way you'd get mixed up with those troublemakers! .. Riiight? ”

—𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈!!@daidaipunchycutie.bsky.social · 3w ago

* “DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH THOSE BULLIES!! /I'M/ a good guy~!” * Gloved hands proudly on her hips. * Smug smile and all. * Clueless.

🥊 ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ ɢᴏ?! ʜᴜʜ? ʜᴜʜ!? 🥊 A Deltarune OC penned by jamcat Design by carrie ( @/find-her ) MDNI. Dark themes will be present. Absolutely no lewd. Keychain brought to life by Hopes, Dreams, and Anime. 🥊 ɪ'ʟʟ ʟᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴏᴜᴛ ꜰʟᴀᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʙɪ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ!! 🥊

Vibrant Autumn Leaves in Anime Style

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—𝐃𝐎𝐍'𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐋𝐋, 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐁𝐈!!@daidaipunchycutie.bsky.social · 3w ago

ᴡᴏʀᴋ ʜᴀʀᴅ, ꜱᴛᴜᴅʏ ᴡᴇʟʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴀᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ ᴘʟᴇɴᴛʏ! ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪᴇʟᴅ-ᴍᴏᴜꜱᴇ ʜᴇʀᴍɪᴛ ᴡᴀʏ!

The FunGang got Mikan MewMew's now? I better stay my ass in this bunker or I'm FINISHED‼️‼️