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Carrie White grows up in a religious family and ends up causing a massive amount of destruction. Discuss. Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) — Banned Library
The book hits pretty hard today. Sure there's regular school shootings now and bullying has changed to a more passive global spectacle rather than the targeted abuse of one kid on one kid, but the fee...
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The winner of last night's teen video came completion in "Hot Air Balloon Racing 2023" for the PS4 was little Jamal Terrebonne with the lightning fast time of five hours and six minutes.
Never trusted hot air balloons myself. Too simple of an idea. Nothing between me and a Looney Tune death but some wicker and a propane filled parachute feels like madness Newsletter: Up, Up, Up at The Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Newsletter: Up, Up, Up at The Library — Banned Library
Never trusted hot air balloons myself. Too simple of an idea. Nothing between me and a Looney Tune death but some wicker and a propane filled parachute feels like madness. Yet people love them, and I'...
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The library's target shooting at hot air balloons program went off without a hitch last night. We brought those sumbitches to the ground.
Man, Episode 2 of Carrie when the guidance counselor shows her the school library hit kinda hard in the feels for this librarian. "We're allowed to read all of them?" "All for you."
You ever pissed off someone more powerful than you? Were they mushroom or vampire adjacent? Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) — Banned Library
Memories and friendship are universal. Forgotten Island, the new Dreamworks animated classic, straddles the worlds of adult and childhood and of fantasy and reality. And it has a badass soundtrack. Th...
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Once in a blue moon, the library will offer a job opening but no werewolf has applied.
Have you ever been bullied? Was it because you were a bad person and everyone saw it? How did that work its way into your art degree? Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Book to Film Club: Carrie by Stephen King (1974) — Banned Library
The book hits pretty hard today. Sure there's regular school shootings now and bullying has changed to a more passive global spectacle rather than the targeted abuse of one kid on one kid, but the fee...
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The library staff have their flu and COVID shots planned for this week, so if you do not see your favorite librarian or page then know they are full of science juice and probably playing video games at home.
"Librarian Pierre Lebeauc had them take him up with an armload of texts. He proceeded to launch the books from the balloon at those below. Three died, but the theory was sound." Newsletter: Up, Up, Up at The Library www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Newsletter: Up, Up, Up at The Library — Banned Library
Never trusted hot air balloons myself. Too simple of an idea. Nothing between me and a Looney Tune death but some wicker and a propane filled parachute feels like madness. Yet people love them, and I'...
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The library plays "Scotty Doesn't Know" every time a pair go into the copy room.
Do you have a rose? Someone or something to come home to at night? A safe landing spot where you can say "holy shit I survived my own bullshit?" Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) — Banned Library
You never know when your life will end. Few think of it, really digest what it means to no longer be. Even fewer run toward it, chased by the dream of living on by doing one great thing that will ceme...
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The library water fountain is once again operational. Please do not do laundry in the library water fountain.
The library will be having hot air balloon events all week. If you see books raining from the sky, it's working.
What's a fictional world you wish you and a friend could have a lost weekend in? Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) — Banned Library
Memories and friendship are universal. Forgotten Island, the new Dreamworks animated classic, straddles the worlds of adult and childhood and of fantasy and reality. And it has a badass soundtrack. Th...
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Ever set up a ramp on the garage and had your little brother test it first and then had to explain to your mom what the hell you were thinking on the way to the dentist? Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) — Banned Library
You never know when your life will end. Few think of it, really digest what it means to no longer be. Even fewer run toward it, chased by the dream of living on by doing one great thing that will ceme...
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If you were offered a spot in prime time television on NBC, would you wake up your children to introduce them to the idea of child sexual predators? Movie Review: Primetime (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: Primetime (2026) — Banned Library
Walking into this movie, I had only heard Robert Pattinson's performance was top notch. Otherwise, I had little interest in the story of Chris Hanson, award winning journalist and host of To Catch a P...
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Anybody watching #BakeOff? What was that five second bio about Mo being in the library?
Do you have someone you call when things get bad? Do they call you? Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/10...
Movie Review: Forgotten Island (2026) — Banned Library
Memories and friendship are universal. Forgotten Island, the new Dreamworks animated classic, straddles the worlds of adult and childhood and of fantasy and reality. And it has a badass soundtrack. Th...
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How much about Canada do you understand? Did the accent confuse you? When do you think you'll learn to speak Canadian? Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: The Stunt Driver (2026) — Banned Library
You never know when your life will end. Few think of it, really digest what it means to no longer be. Even fewer run toward it, chased by the dream of living on by doing one great thing that will ceme...
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Bryan is facing a hard choice during the course of the movie. Have you ever continued doing a job for extra money even though you should have ran away? Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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The library remembers when they sold Mountain Dew in glass bottles, children. Flee from our wisdom.
Do you believe in the Hogfather? Does he believe in you? Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Terry Pratchett Book Club: Hogfather — Banned Library
Terry Pratchett wrote several books on belief but in this one he tackles the biggest aspect of belief: Hope. What else can come from a crazy assassin with a baby face and an evil heart being hired to ...
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Cooking with Mothman Our Tech Services Librarian Marge will be on hand to show you the best recipes for a happy Mothman and tell stories about all the times she has spent with the creature in the dark cold backroom of the library. Newsletter: Mothman Cometh! www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Newsletter: Mothman Cometh! — Banned Library
Cryptids come and go in the library. The Book Wyrm. Purple Paper Eater. Magazine Guy. But none is more mysterious than THE MOTHMAN. All this week we celebrate the Mothman with programming to bring you...
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If you were invited by someone over the internet to their home, would you go? Would you, you freak? Would you bring sausage for the barbeque? Or would a sick bastard like you bring hot dogs? Movie Review: Primetime (2026) www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: Primetime (2026) — Banned Library
Walking into this movie, I had only heard Robert Pattinson's performance was top notch. Otherwise, I had little interest in the story of Chris Hanson, award winning journalist and host of To Catch a P...
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Science is hard. Talk about a time you tried to do science and it led to a global catastrophe. www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and tentacles right out of H.P. Lovecraft's dreams minus all the cats and puritanical racism. www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Movie Review: Resident Evil (2026) — Banned Library
When I say I understand how Bryan the medical courier feels trying to escape a plague of mutant zombies, you get what I mean. The new Resident Evil by Zach Cregger is a visceral splash of gore and ten...
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All things being equal, I never liked olives. Just slimy little things with a taste like a boiled shoe soaked in wet hair. But I realize that's just me. Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance www.bannedlibrary.com/blog/2026/9/...
Newsletter: Equinox and Finding Balance — Banned Library
Twice a year mankind is forced to reckon with balance. The day and the night meet in perfect unison as the sun sits right over the equator. Summer ends and everything falls into autumn. The trees feel...
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