Ate two donuts today on my way back home to cook a big ass pork chop.
Baph
@baphomay.bsky.social
Everyone’s third least favorite deomonic pink goat dog hybrid. 31, 🏳️⚧️She/Her, Crippling AuDHD, So, so dyslexic. Worst of all a total slut. Kind of VN Dev, 18+ only.
A skeeetch commission for my friend Radny of him and @baphomay.bsky.social being super duper cute!!! #felsspellart
“Will they, won’t they” except its whether or not I can annoy you enough to fuck my throat shut.
Opened Grindr at the Bucee’s in Tennessee and saw no less than 4 people 0 feet from my location.
They don’t tell you that when you’ve been on E for six months seatbelts are just a humiliation machine, huh? This car is treating my sensitive budding breasts like it’s my husband who just died in the war’s brother who’s been in love with me and waiting for his chance since we were in middle school
Today in “Things I saw on a Urinal that if someone called me I’d probably get a boner” 😔
“You add your Oomfs on Discord??” I let my Oomfs fuck me in the ass.
The Miis from Tomodachi life climbed out of my Switch 2 last night. They robbed a bank at gunpoint and crashed their car into a local community collage campus. Three bystanders were killed. Pomni Mii was shot to death by the police. Thoughts and prayers for the families effected, I am so sorry.
You know what, fuck you *Teaches your hypnotized drone army how to unionize*
Sorry can’t go to the beach. Yea, the Ocean Madness turns me gay. Yea like Robber Eggers The Lighthouse. Yea.
It’s actually such unfair bullshit that there are people with the last name Wolfhart. Your name is WOLF HEART, the coolest thing I can fucking imagine and everyone else has to walk around with the last names Brown and Smith and Hernandez and Wilson??? If you’re a Wolfhart merry me IMMEDIATELY.
When you learn your demonology from the internet instead of invoking the ancient texts from tomes bound in human flesh can you really call yourself a fan?
Did you know when you have a bad week you can be really cringe about it for free?
Pokopia Gameplay: “Hey, I got you this Berry because you’re ’Berry’ sweet!” 🍓 Pokopia Lore: youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM?...
Godspeed You Black Emperor - The Dead Flag Blues
YouTube video by sonikku dammit
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The reason Leon always loses his Coat after the first act of the games is that I ampicking it up off the ground and taking it home to sniff sniff sniff sdniffhd s
Was streaming some bullshit and the symbol to show the video was buffering played like this. You gotta warn an ol’ girl first. 😵💫
The algorithm really does have me pegged because my entire timeline is “Yoko Taro is directing the new Evangelion with music by Keiichi Okabe” and variations of the Bakushin armpit Gif and if I’m being honest, yea those ARE the only two things I give a fuck about rn.