Sorry, baby, what did you say? I just know the sentence had "fucking" and "mouth" in it and then I just got distracted thinking about how good you are at sucking my cock.
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Nerd. Genderqueer. Heathen antics VA. Problematic fave. 46. They/Them. No minors. PFP by the incredible @pipp0art.bsky.social Banner by my darling @aimeexo.bsky.social Me: http://linktr.ee/bardofwinter My ko-fi: http://ko-fi.com/bardofwinter
That post doesn't apply to be, though, all of my dad jokes are hilarious
Eating your pretty cunt and making you cum for me repeatedly in a way that says"You deserve this for putting up with all my dad jokes"
Aimee 🦋🎀🦋@aimeexo.bsky.social · yesterdayLaughing at your dad jokes in a way that says ‘I want you so far down my throat my lungs are gonna have to make room for you’
not only is every nsfw creator/swer you follow exhausted and feeling like they’re beating their heads against the wall, but we’re all still supporting each other, taking turns sending money back and forth to each other. we will all disappear sooner rather than later if outside support isn’t there.
Boosting! Please share this anonymous form far and wide with your SWer friends of all kinds, including NSFW VAs and anyone who provides these kind of services as a part of their job 🫶🏾
🧚🏽♀️🍃The Green Fairy $5/50🍃🧚🏽♀️@msfayesinclair.bsky.social · 2d agoInspired by some posts I've been seeing lately from @julesssnextdoor.bsky.social and others, I want to offer some free SW-focused aftercare audios on my Fansly (since a few of you follow me there) I created an anonymous survey, so I can make what you want/need to hear: 🫶🏾 forms.gle/uGFkd32XnXat...
An autistic girl's guideline for intro DMs. For non-sex workers: #1 - Pleasant greeting #2 - BRIEF intro with your name, age, and something interesting about you #3 - SFW praise* #4 - Ask an open ended question about them For SWs: #1-#3 #4 - Which service you are interested in *Don't be gross!
Abel 🔞@saintaubergine.bsky.social · 2d agoOf course it is bad manners to send a DM just saying “hey” but dudes gotta realize to that putting in a lot of effort that end up as a massive wall of text sucks, too. No one wants to read your word vomit trauma dump. I don’t know what the secret sauce to messaging is. I am terrible at it.
Look, we don't need to tell *everyone* my origin story.
Shadowobsidian(HIATUS)@shadowobsidian.bsky.social · 2d ago
Keeping my fingers inside you and cupping the back of your head to make you maintain eye contact with me as I make you admit the wicked desires you've never let yourself voice out loud before
Yes to bimbo goth, please Wait, I think I had a post about this
Scar🔞🎀🖤⛓️@scarletscomfortva.bsky.social · 2d agoAshnikko has the BEST music for a goth mommy cheerleading group 💀 I SAID IT ONCE AND IM SAYING IT AGAIN. FUCKIN BIMBO GOTH PLS
Was in the gaming store over the weekend and they started playing the music from Persona 5 where you're running around in the real world and it was? Surreal? Just- I felt like I had entered the wrong universe or something.
Just the occasional reminder, random gifts confuse me and probably give you extra seratonin or something like that. https://throne.com/bardofwinter/wishlist
Slapping away mosquitos and telling them to fuck off, only my girlfriend gets to bite me
The Pope telling me to finish that priest audio sequel I occasionally think about.
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · last mo.Even the pope wants you to finish that screenplay
⭐️NEW AUDIO:⭐️Targets Acquired [Episode 25][Spy RP Series]{MMMMNBFFFF4A][A New Threat][Family][Angst][Comfort] youtu.be/I-2tFSVy9NE
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In a wild swing of moods in my posts, I now switch briefly to address the current actions in baseball: I'm tired of this, grandpa.
Hey, wanna hang out, get high, put on a movie, make out, order way too much Chinese food, and fuck while we wait for it to be delivered? Because I really wanna get crab rangoons and get you pregnant. You in, sweetheart?
The best way to get better at accents is to practice them. Sometimes to yourself. Anyway, that's why I was saying, "Ah, get your shit together, Ginkel" in an Irish accent to the baseball game I was listening to.
I bet it would so cool to have a brain that processes things in a normal way
Went to look up reviews of that book I read to see if people had similar thoughts. All of the complaints I've seen are basically "Why does the main character want to fuck the hot snake-woman?" Well, that definitely wasn't what I was complaining about, so... Hashtag monster fucker problems
Hey. Go plug your vibrator in to charge. Go ahead. Don't let it die on you later. It's a present to future you. Did you do it? Yeah? Look at you. Such an obedient, darling thing, aren't you? I'm proud of you.
Okay, so this book has annoyed me with geography inaccuracies about a place I used to live. And now the main character just picked up a mango and took a bite of it? Just? That's not how you eat that?
Yay, bandwagon! 💞🎀☆ copy this to your profile and let your mutuals tell you their first impression of you ☆🎀💞
Okay so that's one person in the library listening to Tiktok or something without headphones, and then another person having a whole goddamn conversation on speakerphone... I just want to be able to read in quiet, people. Stop it.
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A lot of Mundainian commerce involves some fairy tale bullshit happening and someone else going “how can I profit from this”.
It is kinda sad that I've done two RPG podcasts and neither of them are available online anymore
Just really need to eat her out and listen as her vocabulary drops down to shorter and shorter syllables until she's just gasping out half-formed words and then there's no more words just those gorgeous, gorgeous noises leaking out of her.