HUMP…evening? Wrap the strap around your hand and use it as leverage to fuck me harder.

Tummy Tuesday…Someone bring me cock and coffee please (current emphasis on coffee).

Small dick Sunday and Stoned Stroke Saturday are having a crossover event.

It’s Thursday and I’m absolutely thick of it!

Tummies, Tiddies, Todgers, oh my.

One chrome to rule them all, one chrome to find them, one chrome to bring them all and in the grayness bind them. MONOCHROME MONDAY!

Small Dick Sunday. Coffee’s gone…Could really use a fill up 😏

I’m fat, I have a cock, it is Friday. I yearn for Fat Cocks …and coffee, Jesus fuck I need coffee.

Ah yes, Thursday… Thickest day of the week.

HUMP DAY! I’d like some ASSistance getting over the hump please.

Tummy Tuesday? Tiddie Tuesday? Why not start the day with both?

Monochrome Monday! “Remember to wash the sin from your body as we enter a new week.” - My floating torso.

Semi Sunday, or whatever? I’m so tired, and I could use some cream in my coffee.

What if on Friday, you let me suck your fat cock while I jerk off?

Wet Wednesday? That’s a thing, right?

I’ve been buried in tech stacks with hot dads but… It’s TUMMY TUESDAY!

Tis Friday, am fat, have a cock. May this Friday bring you the fattest of cocks.

HUMP DAY! There’s meant to be bad storms and flooding again today, we should hunker down…I’m sure we can think of some way to pass the time.

Tummy Tuesday! Please feel free to start your day with a generous helping of Tum.

This Stoned Small Dick Sunday is brought to you by…Weed whacking and glaring Daddy issues.

Stoned Stroke Saturday! Time to spend the evening totally fried and playing with my dick.

Fat Cock Friday! I’m fat, I’ve got a cock, it’s Friday, and sometimes you get so fucking feral in the middle of the day you have to beat your dick quietly because you’re not alone in the house… even when the orgasm sneaks up on you.

THICK THURSDAY! It’s been really fucking stormy here and I need a Thunder Buddy. Hold me. 🥺

I need some ASS-istance getting my day started. Any ideas? (And it better involve coffee)

Stoned Small Dick Sunday! Small load, but so intense I fucking pushed my bed off the wall when I came. The Dad who caused this hopefully knows who he is. 👀

Hump Day! Hold me down and use me like a fleshlight. Don’t stop until you’re satisfied.

Is it even a Tuesday if you aren’t tumming?

Hi Gay! Monochrome Monday! We’re curving into a new week and all I want is coffee, a nap, and someone to tell me to stroke my little fag dick.

It’s a rare Stoned Small dick Sunday. I am fucking fried, and so damn feral.

It’s Fat Cock Friday again, so come compare your fat cock with my little one.