People who live west of where they work should be paid more for having the sun in their eyes both ways, but not so much more that it makes everyone move west of town
Bargainsoft
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the games you love... the prices you crave.. We will soon release PROBLEMBALL, a computer game for the whole family (as long as the whole family is adults)
I've seen a lot of badass names, but "Bat Masterson" is pretty high up there
I saw the trailer for clayface in the theater and genuinely thought it was a sequel to The Substance, but for men this time
Don't you hate when you're trying to turn off the light and you pull the wrong string on the ceiling fan? Then you're like "how many times do I pull to get back to my original fan speed?" That's why my team developed our latest product: A small handgun to kill yourself with
Deux moi blind item on nextdoor. Vitiligo UPS guy seen "canoodling" with burrito truck lady
The Navier-Stokes Problem is a famous "millennium problem" in mathematics concerning how many Rs are in the word "strawberry"
Hiding from the mob and I hit my juul out of habit and one of the mobsters is like "what the hell? I'm seeing phenomena, boys. Got unexplained phenomena over here"
I'd like wolverine more as a character if he didn't say D*mn so much. I know he's supposed to be "gritty" but he doesn't need to be dropping the D-bomb left and right
poison themed woman in hero shooter wins round, poses in her skin tight latex outfit, ass cheeks fisheyed to eclipse the entire frame. she speaks: “hmmph.. don’t get hit by My abilities or a Green Icon will appear”
You know how people say "we don't deserve dogs ❤️"? That's how I'm starting to feel about A Cold Bag Of Grapes
It has been one year since I replaced booze with candy. I haven't learned anything about myself, but I've learned a lot about the modern Haribo lineup. It goes so far beyond bears and worms
WOMEN often go to a store called TARGET MEN often go to a store called JAIL
I think a fun thing to say around Christmas time would be "seasonings greetonings"
I consider Tom Clancy a more important Baltimore writer than Poe. The team should be called the Baltimore Jack Ryans
I can't stop singing "Pre-Scrooge Ebenezer" to the tune of champagne supernova
Not sure what you're talking about but I respectfully disagree
Saw this on the curb downtown yesterday. Not sure what's going on
I think every studio should do their own spin on a game in which Apes have Escaped. I think we left a lot of ore in that mine
I had a choice of all different kinds of muffins and I chose the bran muffin. I'm not kidding when I say I'm turning my life around. This isn't a fucking game to me
I'm doing great in the shirt department tonight. Everything is very good, shirtwise and also in general. I'm doing well
Can you imagine doing CPR on Mitch McConnell? I bet his chest wouldn't even bounce back, it'd be like crushing a bag of chips
BROTHER SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE MARLIN AND SOMETIMES YOU'RE THE STEVEN. LATELY I'VE BEEN THE GOD DAM STEVEN
Scavenger's Reign, but every single creature's gimmick is lodging itself in your urethra like that Amazon fish. By episode 3 the whole cast is just like OKAY!! OKAY! ENOUGH!!!