You know what the problem of the world is? Nobody drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore. #dadjoke #Halloween
Barney Husky
@barneyhusky.bsky.social
Autistic husky. 6'10,5". Bi. Looking for company, sometimes more than that. Sometimes NSFW. LGBTQIA+ supporter.
Ik verwacht een pakket van GLS. Verwachtte levertijd "Vandaag tussen 14:30 en 16:30". Het is nu 20:04. Hmm...🤔
What the hell? Why does #Tiktok all of a sudden show only Russian videos?
Zo, heeft een straaljager een bommetje verloren? Wát een klap! #Velserbroek
Ossenworst met gesnipperde rode ui. Op zich lekker, maar 't hele kantoor ruikt ernaar. 😂😂😂
Partner: talks in another room and against a wall. Me: does something that I *think* I hear. Partner: blows up because I do something that she didn't say. Me: gets angry. Partner: gets angry because I get angry. #autism
A very tired looking #bumblebee that I found on our lot this morning. After I took this picture, I parked it on a flower. And yes, it was a big bumblebee.
So, I'm trying to decide if throwing away my Tiktok account is a good idea. I have a whole bunch of fake people following me and the algorithm-driven for-you-page fucking sucks.
Nooo, Peter Cullen passed away! 😭 Rest In Peace, Optimus Prime. #OptimusPrime
URGENT! We just got a tip - someone saw a person carrying what looked very much like Tierney's head. The person boarded the 54 bus Southbound in Baltimore City. PLEASE boost this post! We might have any chance of recovering her if this post gets seen enough!
Hey, so our workshop got broken into over the weekend. Most of what was stolen was just replaceable stuff, but one very precious mask was taken. Tierney's head has been stolen. If anyone sees this head anywhere, let us know immediately. Hoping against hope that we can bring her home.
"Was that a flash?" *Hears an EPIC and LOUD thunderclap* "Yes... yes it was!" It's raining and we have lightning. Can the heat stay away now, please?
Sometimes I wish life had a rewind button. It would be so good to have that when you realize you've shot yourself in the foot, you can rewind and think things over a bit. Only to shoot yourself in the foot again, but more confident that time.
Hugs are good, fucks are better. But who gives a fuck nowadays. 😐
@furaffinity.net I'm getting Bad Gateway errors on the website. Help!
*listens to a loud, approaching screech, then hears nothing* Dangit, I was really hoping for a bang...
Mechanics might disagree but eye drops are technically blinker fluid. #dadjoke
A marriage proposal is only one knee away from begging. #dadjoke
At one point you were the youngest person in the world. #dadjoke