how do you even synchronize clocks in like HFT or over networks and shit

github.com/apple-oss-di... is one of my all-time favorites

what’s your favourite data format

today is my birthday send me your favourite program

it’s 2026 why aren’t you going to the gym and getting hotter you dumb bitch

arm assembly enthusiast

MY MOTHER JUST REALIZED MY FAMILY HAS ADHD

the difference between compiler engineers and normie engineers is compiler engineers have resigned themselves to the fact that they have no control over the code that people write

i need more than caffeine i need caffeine 2

ah yes, the well-known "branch on [incoherent sputtering noise]" instruction

rust might be good

misread idiomatic as idiotic

offices should impose mandatory daily yoga on employees

i was walking in my neighbourhood and saw a dude who i regularly see at my gym and it kind of bothered me. you’re not supposed to exist outside the gym. why are you outside of your room. this isn’t right

it’s weird that homestuck anime exists

i think my doctor is just experimenting on me

a work of art is a creature that wants to destroy you and replace you with something else. it is in your interest that you allow this to happen, sometimes

Jana H-S (she, like a knife)@jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 11mo ago

counterpoint: it is good and correct to view engaging with a piece of art as an act of consumption. you just have it backwards. *you* are the thing being consumed

respect for corn tea

i’ve become hopelessly obsessed with doing the laundry

i recommend stretching daily life is better as a piece of limp spaghetti

bought uniqlo trousers and borax today. i’m dead inside

the horse girl fandom is so funny like a retired racehorse dies irl and these people draw sad fanart of the horse girl version of the horse fucking dying

rybelsus is kicking my ass

Everyone knows that the x86 ISA is big.
 Modern CPUs have ~1000+ mnemonics. Guess how many make up 90% of compiled C/C++ code? TWELVE. I'm not kidding. The question is…what if we shrank it?

Happy birthday to the MOS 6502! It was 50 years ago today that people were able to buy their first samples of the chip from a jar in a hotel room at WESCON. Here's my oldest 6502 from the 52nd week of 1975. Still works perfectly!

family mart thigh highs

people say the fish grill in japanese houses/apts instead of a full oven is lame but ngl i fuck with the fish grill

my god……

when people ask me why i do pull ups i tell them it’s so that if i fall into a 6ft hole i’ll be able to pull myself out and not die of starvation and it makes them really mad for some reason

i tried to have type 3 fun but it didn’t work out